Hillary Clinton Was sworn in today

[Guest guest]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

January 21, 2009

Hillary Clinton Was sworn in today as President. She

has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night

alone in the White House. She has waited several years

for this.

FIRST NIGHT

Suddenly! The ghost of Washington appears to

her, and Hillary says, " How can I best serve my

country? "

Washington says, " Never tell a lie. "

" Ouch! " Says Hillary, " I don't know about that. "

SECOND NIGHT

The next night, the ghost of Jefferson

appears...

Hillary says, " How can I best serve my country? "

Jefferson says,

" Listen to the people. "

" Ohhh! I really don't want to do that. "

THIRD NIGHT

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln

appears...

Hillary says, " How can I best serve my country? "

Lincoln says, " Go to the theater. "

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

________________________________________________________________________________\

____

Be a better friend, newshound, and

know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now.

http://mobile./;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ

[Guest guest]

I sure wasn't expecting the ending. Lol!

[ ] Hillary Clinton Was sworn in today

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- January 21, 2009 Hillary Clinton Was sworn in today as President. Shehas disposed of Bill and is spending her first nightalone in the White House. She has waited several years for this. FIRST NIGHT Suddenly! The ghost of Washington appears toher, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve mycountry?" Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that." SECOND NIGHT The next night, the ghost of Jeffersonappears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that." THIRD NIGHT On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincolnappears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?" Lincoln says, "Go to the theater." Spiritual freedom is my birthright. I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mentalprejudices and stereotypes of others. I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulateme or deceive me. I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love. Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritualfreedom. ____________________________________________________________________________________Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile./;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ