Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped

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THE POTATO SAGA

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each

other, and finally they got married, and had a little

sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of

life.

They warned her about going out and getting

half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and

end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the

sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and

become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be

skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told

Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from

Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France called the French

Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for

the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and

wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds,

or the ones from the other side of the tracks who

advertise their trade on all the trucks that say,

'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's

Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd

really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came

home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

Tom Brokaw!?!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw

because he's just...

Are you ready for this?

OK! Here it is!

A COMMONTATER

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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