Guest guest Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, " Do you think he'll jump? " Bob says, " You know, I bet he'll jump. " The blonde replied, " Well, I bet he won't. " Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, " You're on! " Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, " Fair's fair. Here's your money. " Bob replied, " I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump. " The blond replied, " I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again. " Bob took the money. Spiritual freedom is my birthright. I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental prejudices and stereotypes of others. I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate me or deceive me. I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love. Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual freedom. ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Never miss a thing. Make your home page. http://www./r/hs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Silly girl!Marty Cline <stompingelk@...> wrote: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58PM.He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared upat the TV.The 10:00 PM news was coming on.The news crew was covering a story of a man on aledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'lljump?"Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."The blonde replied,"Well, I bet he won't."Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You'reon!"Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, theguy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building,falling to his death.The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her$20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair.Here's your money."Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw thisearlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't thinkhe'd do it again."Bob took the money.Spiritual freedom is my birthright. I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mentalprejudices and stereotypes of others. I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulateme or deceive me. I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love. Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritualfreedom.__________________________________________________________Never miss a thing. Make your home page. http://www./r/hs Never miss a thing. Make your homepage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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