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> This is totally me!!! LOL!!

AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.... PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.

Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:I decide to water my

garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look

over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the

porch table that I brought up from the mail box

earlier.I decide to go through the mail before I wash

the car.I lay my car keys on the table,put the junk

mail in the garbage can under the table,and notice

that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and

take out the garbage first.

But then I think,since I'm going to be near the

mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway,

I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,

and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study,

so I go inside the house to my desk where

I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks,

but first I need to push the Coke aside

so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm,

and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it

cold*>As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,

a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they

need water.I put the Coke on the counter and discover

my reading glasses that I've been searching for all

morning.I decide I better put them back on my desk,

but first I'm going to water the flowers.I set the

glasses back down on the counter,fill a container with

water and suddenly spot the TV remote.Someone left it

on the kitchen table.I realize that tonight when we go

to watch TV,I'll be looking for the remote, but I

won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I

decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but

first I'll water the flowers.I pour some water in the

flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some

towels and wipe up the spills Then, I head down the

hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed

the bills aren't paid

there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only 1 check in my check book, !

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,and I don't remember what I

did with the car keys.Then, when I try to figure out

why nothing got done today,I'm really baffled because

I know I was busy all stinking day, and I'm really

tired.I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll

try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my

e-mail....

Do me a favor.

Forward this message to everyone you know,

because I don't remember who the heck I've sent it to.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

Spiritual freedom is my birthright.

I am a free thinker. I am able to rise above mental

prejudices and stereotypes of others.

I am a free thinker. Nobody and nothing can manipulate

me or deceive me.

I am a free thinker. I freely choose truth and love.

Today, I embrace a greater degree of spiritual

freedom.

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