Joke of the week

[Guest guest]

Something everyone can laugh at.

Ole goes into a store and asks the clerk for some " Lutefisk. "

The clerk looked at him and asked, " Are you Norwegian? "

Ole, clearly offended and angry, says, " Well, yes I am. But, let me ask you

something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was

Italian? Or, if I asked you for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was

German? Or, if I asked for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya,huh?

Would ya? "

The clerk says, " Well, no.... "

" And, " Ole continues, " if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me

if I was Irish? What about Canadian Bacon. Would you ask me if I was Canadian? "

" Well, I probably wouldn't, " agrees the clerk.

With self-indignation and more angry, Ole says, " Well, all right then. Why did

you ask me if I'm Norwegian just because I asked for Lutefisk? "

The clerk replies, " Because you're at Home Depot. "

LOL,

Lottie