Guest guest Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Between you and Bob, I'm cryin' over here, lol! From: rmcd1929@... Date: Sat, 27 Jun 2009 09:22:49 -0400 Subject: [ ] back to the dunny... another name is kybo....... There once was a farmer named Clyde Who went in the kybo and died. His brother, named Lou, Went and died in there too. Now they're interred side-by-side. Lem 'n' Jake, they was a-sittin' in the kybo, when Jake yells " Dagnab it! I done dropped a nickel down the hole! " Ol' Jake gets up, reaches in his bib overhalls, pulls out a twenty dollar bill, an' tosses it down the hole. " Hey, Jake, " drawls ol' Lem, " Why in tarnation you bin tossin' that twenty down the hole fer? " An' Jake says, " Well now, ya don't think I'm gonna go down there jest to fetch a nickel, do ya? " ........................ A KYBO : A small wooden structure that serves in lieu of a commode<http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=commode>, and is found behind houses in Arkansas, Alabama, and other places where people drawl <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drawl>. The kybo door has a crescent moon carved in it. The purpose of this moon is to provide access for flies. Inside a kybo is a bench with one or two holes in it. A kybo with a single hole in the bench is called a one-holer. A kybo with two holes in the bench is called a two-holer. Hanging on the wall inside the kybo is a Sears Roebuck catalog. Or maybe a big tin can full of corn cobs (from which arose the phrase, rough as a cob<http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rough%20as%20a%20cob>). A kybo may have a sheet metal chimney extending above the roof. This is called a fart muffler. Experienced users visit the kybo at mealtimes, when all the flies gather in the dining room. -- a Doyle/dob 1929 DX /CML/1995/Interferon/hydrea 2/00 - Gleevec Trial, OHSU, Dr. Druker 6/02 - Gleevec/Arsenic Trial, OHSU,Dr. Druker 6/03 - Gleeved/Zarnestra Trial, OHSU, " " " " 7/04 - Sprycel Trial, MDACC, Dr. Talpaz 3/05 - CCR 12/07 - Ended trial due to Pleural Effusion 4/08 - XL228 Trial, U. of Michigan, Dr. Talpaz 4/09 - Ariad Trial, U.of Michigan, Dr. Talpaz #840 Zavie's Zero Club #840 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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