Don't scratch it till you have read it!!!!!!!

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This is a joke someone sent me. I say it is a joke becauses I don't want anyone

to think this is serious, it's one big hee haw.

If you're on the fence about the health care bill, this should help you decide.

>

AMA -

> The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new Obama health care

> proposals.

> The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to

> make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling

> about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of

> nerve.

> The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

> Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled,

> " Over my dead body! " while the Pediatricians said, " Oh, Grow up! "

> The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists

> could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the

> whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and

> the Plastic Surgeons said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter.... "

> The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were

> pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea

> was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

> In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the

> assholes in Washington .