Guest guest Posted June 12, 2002 Report Share Posted June 12, 2002 Are you tired of all those mushy Friendship Poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a Friendship Poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself! My Friend, When you are sad, ..... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are blue, ..... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, ..... I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared....I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, ..... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused, ...... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick, ..... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall, ..... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, ..... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway. A FRIEND will listen to you bitch. A GOOD FRIEND willhelp you hide the bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 16, 2002 Report Share Posted June 16, 2002 Welsh, Thank you sooo much for you jokes. A good laugh is the best way to overcome a bad day,and load knows we can all use it. Thanks and keep them coming,Pam welshwarrior73030 <welshwarrior73030@...> wrote: Are you tired of all those mushy Friendship Poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a Friendship Poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!My Friend,When you are sad, ..... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.When you are blue, ..... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.When you smile, ..... I'll know you finally got laid.When you are scared....I will rag you about it every chance I get.When you are worried, ..... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.When you are confused, ...... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick, ..... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.When you fall, ..... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath, ..... I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.A FRIEND will listen to you bitch. A GOOD FRIEND willhelp you hide the bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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