Guest guest Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 -- [HepperPad] Happy Thursday-you'll chuckle The only disability in life is a bad attitude." Hamilton Happy Thursday-you'll chuckle One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 -- [HepperPad] Happy Thursday-you'll chuckle The only disability in life is a bad attitude." Hamilton Happy Thursday-you'll chuckle One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.""Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman."But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden."That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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