Guest guest Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 If I were a cardiologist I would get my patients cholesterol levels down to ZERO by giving them the maximum dose, of the most expensive Statin on the market. Then I would give them all a feeder in their chests - which I would fill daily with cocktails of the most expensive drugs on the market for all the new conditions that they are going to acquire. I would make sure that they had lots of wasteful tests, from all my mates on a regular basis. This would lead to lots of interventive surgery on their health insurance policies, that is until the insurance companies withdraw their cover - and then I wouldn't care. Then I would send them to live amongst the many thousands of earlier Statin Damaged patients in one of the thousands of care homes - so that they can share the ONE LESS major incident that they have experienced with all their peers! If only I were a cardiologist!!! Pamela > > Complete the following question: > > " If I were a Cardiologist I would........ " > > I'll go first. If I were a Cardiologist, I would prescribe my patients > athletic shoes and a Crete-Mediterannian diet. I would make them watch > old I LOVE LUCY shows or whatever makes them laugh the most. I would > encourage them to build strong close friendships and socialize, and > enjoy life. I would prescribe a day at the beach and sunshine everyday. > Yes, if I were a cardiologist, I would do things different. > > Bobby > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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