Jump to content
RemedySpot.com

Re: If YOU were a cardiologist.......

Rate this topic


Guest guest

Recommended Posts

If I were a cardiologist I would get my patients cholesterol levels

down to ZERO by giving them the maximum dose, of the most expensive

Statin on the market. Then I would give them all a feeder in their

chests - which I would fill daily with cocktails of the most expensive

drugs on the market for all the new conditions that they are going to

acquire.

I would make sure that they had lots of wasteful tests, from all my

mates on a regular basis. This would lead to lots of interventive

surgery on their health insurance policies, that is until the insurance

companies withdraw their cover - and then I wouldn't care.

Then I would send them to live amongst the many thousands of earlier

Statin Damaged patients in one of the thousands of care homes - so

that they can share the ONE LESS major incident that they have

experienced with all their peers!

If only I were a cardiologist!!!

Pamela

>

> Complete the following question:

>

> " If I were a Cardiologist I would........ "

>

> I'll go first. If I were a Cardiologist, I would prescribe my patients

> athletic shoes and a Crete-Mediterannian diet. I would make them watch

> old I LOVE LUCY shows or whatever makes them laugh the most. I would

> encourage them to build strong close friendships and socialize, and

> enjoy life. I would prescribe a day at the beach and sunshine everyday.

> Yes, if I were a cardiologist, I would do things different.

>

> Bobby

>

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...