Guest guest Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Actually goats also "mate" for pleasure which is why Puritans associated them with the devil; I guess they didn't know about dolphins. If a baby was born on Sunday they figured it was concieved on Sunday and they had a strict "thou shalt not boff on the sabath" rule. Love,DiLibra me, Domine, de morte aeternagraymarshall@... [HepperPad] hi Did You Know...If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(O.M.G.!)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)(I'm still not over the pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes...lucky pig. Can you imagine??)The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......) I knew that one..rhRight-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)Starfish have no brains.(I know some people like that too.)Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)Humans and dolphins are the only species that mate for pleasure.(What about the freakin' pig??) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 BOFF oh my god.. BooDi <graymarshall@...> wrote: Actually goats also "mate" for pleasure which is why Puritans associated them with the devil; I guess they didn't know about dolphins. If a baby was born on Sunday they figured it was concieved on Sunday and they had a strict "thou shalt not boff on the sabath" rule. Love,DiLibra me, Domine, de morte aeternagraymarshall@... Kathy Brunow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Isn't that supposed to be "Boffeth"? Allan with 2 L's getting technical Re: Fw: [HepperPad] hi BOFF oh my god.. BooDi <graymarshall@...> wrote: Actually goats also "mate" for pleasure which is why Puritans associated them with the devil; I guess they didn't know about dolphins. If a baby was born on Sunday they figured it was concieved on Sunday and they had a strict "thou shalt not boff on the sabath" rule. Love,DiLibra me, Domine, de morte aeternagraymarshall@... Kathy Brunow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 .... yeah, well ya don't want me using the other name for it. Love,DiLibra me, Domine, de morte aeternagraymarshall@... Re: Fw: [HepperPad] hi BOFF oh my god.. BooDi <graymarshall@...> wrote: Actually goats also "mate" for pleasure which is why Puritans associated them with the devil; I guess they didn't know about dolphins. If a baby was born on Sunday they figured it was concieved on Sunday and they had a strict "thou shalt not boff on the sabath" rule. Love,DiLibra me, Domine, de morte aeternagraymarshall@... Kathy Brunow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 YOU'RE RIGHT!! I love it!! Love,DiLibra me, Domine, de morte aeternagraymarshall@... Re: Fw: [HepperPad] hi BOFF oh my god.. BooDi <graymarshall@...> wrote: Actually goats also "mate" for pleasure which is why Puritans associated them with the devil; I guess they didn't know about dolphins. If a baby was born on Sunday they figured it was concieved on Sunday and they had a strict "thou shalt not boff on the sabath" rule. Love,DiLibra me, Domine, de morte aeternagraymarshall@... Kathy Brunow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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