The Little Known Cause Of Arthritis Will Crack You Up

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The Little Known Cause Of Arthritis Will Crack You UpA drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down nextto a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright redlipstick and he had a half-empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.He opened his newspaper and started reading. A couple minutes later, heasked the priest, "Father, what causes arthritis?""Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, toomuch alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man," the priest replied."Imagine that," the drunk muttered. He returned to reading his paper.The priest, thinking about what he had said, turned to the man andapologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long haveyou had arthritis?""I don't have arthritis, Father," the drunk said, "but I just read in thepaper that the Pope does!"