BFF (Boy, is THIS OT!)

[Guest guest]

Ok, guys. Here's my version: Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hopping (I hope you're

hopping!) through the forest, picking up the field mice (this is where the

rolled-up socks come in!) and BOPPIN' EM (bop the sock) on the head! Now the

Good Fairy (Fairie, for the Brits!) comes down (make fluttering motion with your

hands, like leaves falling, and make a descending fairy sound) and says, BFF,

you must stop bopping the field mice, or I will turn you into a GOON!! (GF goes

back up; make ascending fairy noise and hand motions.) (Repeat a few times, with

GF getting more and more upset.) Finally, the Good Fairy says, That's enough,

Bunny Foo Foo! and turns him into a GOON! Moral of the story (and this is where,

if you think this is funny, you need to go to bed, because you are TOO tired!!):

Hare Today; Goon Tomorrow! <ouch> (Aren't you sorry you read this far??) Yours

and His, Vivian, who has more edifying subjects to write about--really!