On a lighter note

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I wonder if she's pulling material off the list...:-)

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Hmmmm to answer that honestly........Nope! Too much serious stuff on this

list. I prefer to keep my material positive.

I just got back from my last show in the preliminaries and I ranked #1

overall of the 16 comedians I worked with this week. I now have to stay in

Seattle (please God no more rain) for at least another week. I miss my hubby

Marty and Iam so blessed with all his support and loves.

lee

FIRST female comedian to make it into the semi finals of the Seattle

International Comedy Festival in 10 years!!!

Karin Redston wrote:

> From: " Karin Redston " <kitties@...>

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> I wonder if she's pulling material off the list...:-)

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Thanks Zeph. I liked this ;-)

{{{HUGS}}} & God bless, Bonnie

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OK, I don't care if you are a conservative or a liberal, Republican or

Democrat or Tea Partier... this is funny!

On second thought if you are a Tea Partier and you don't split a gut while

falling down and rolling on the floor laughing while listening to

Palin trying to give a serious speech on politics... you may not find this

funny.

* Texas Declares War on the USA - Sort of*

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.

" Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. " This is

Archie, down here at Goliad Texas , I am callin' to tell ya’ll that we are

officially declaring war on ya! "

" Well Archie, " Barack replied, " This is indeed important news! How big is

your army? "

" Right now, " said Archie, after a moments calculation " there is myself, my

cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from

Hooters. That makes eight! "

Barack paused. " I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my

army waiting to move on my command. "

" Wow, " said Archie. " I'll have at call ya back! "

Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is

still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment! "

" And what equipment would that be Archie? " Barack asked.

" Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry’s Deere

tractor. "

President Obama sighed. " I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks

and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one

and a half million since we last spoke. "

" Lord above " , said Archie, " I'll be getting back to ya. "

Sure enough, Archie rang again about twenty minutes later.. " President

Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to git ourselves airborne! We

up an' modified Harolds's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the

cockpit, and four boys from the Legion have joined us as well! "

Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. " I must tell you

Archie that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military

complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And

since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION! "

" Well, crap, " said Archie, " l'll have at call you back. "

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. " President Obama ! I am

sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war. "

" I'm sorry to hear that " said Barack . " Why the sudden change of heart? "

Well, sir, " said Archie, " we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat

over a few beers, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed

two million prisoners.. "

TEXAS CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN

IN GOD WE TRUST!

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