Re: OT - SENIOR DRESS CODE

[Guest guest]

Libby, I'm not sure I wanted to wake up to those images, but thanks for

the laugh!

I'll tell you where to go!

Mayo Clinic in Rochester

http://www.mayoclinic.org/rochester

s Hopkins Medicine

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org

[ ] OT - SENIOR DRESS CODE

> I received this on a list I recently joined. It had been shared from

> another list. I thought everyone might enjoy it. If you are " too

> young " for this to apply to you, just hold on to it til you get a bit

> older.....lol

>

> Hugs,

> Libby

>

>

> SENIOR DRESS CODE

>

> Many of us " Old Folks " (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near

40)

> are

> quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure

about

> the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct

> as we

> try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on

> the

> streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be

> avoided:

>

> 1. A nose ring and bifocals

> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots

> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures

> 4. Miniskirts and support hose

> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

> 6. Speedo's and cellulite

> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

> 10. Bikinis and liver spots

> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins

> 12. Inline skates and a walker

> 13. Thongs and Depends

>

> Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you

shop!

[Guest guest]

Oh Libby, I loved the " Do Not " list! I see so many that really do

need that list,lol

> I received this on a list I recently joined. It had been shared

from

> another list. I thought everyone might enjoy it. If you are " too

> young " for this to apply to you, just hold on to it til you get a

bit

> older.....lol

>

> Hugs,

> Libby

>

>

> SENIOR DRESS CODE

>

> Many of us " Old Folks " (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near

40)

> are

> quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure

about

> the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are

correct

> as we

> try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen

on

> the

> streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be

> avoided:

>

> 1. A nose ring and bifocals

> 2. Spiked hair and bald spots

> 3. A pierced tongue and dentures

> 4. Miniskirts and support hose

> 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

> 6. Speedo's and cellulite

> 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

> 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

> 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

> 10. Bikinis and liver spots

> 11. Short shorts and varicose veins

> 12. Inline skates and a walker

> 13. Thongs and Depends

>

> Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you

shop!

[Guest guest]

Well, there goes my entire closet and " individuality " !! ; - )

Jefersea

[ ] OT - SENIOR DRESS CODE

I received this on a list I recently joined. It had been shared from

another list. I thought everyone might enjoy it. If you are " too

young " for this to apply to you, just hold on to it til you get a bit

older.....lol

Hugs,

Libby

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us " Old Folks " (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40)

are

quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about

the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct

as we

try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on

the

streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be

avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop!

[Guest guest]

I will Definately remember this advice!!! ) This is a good one ) Thanks for sharing it...

1. A nose ring and bifocals2. Spiked hair and bald spots3. A pierced tongue and dentures4. Miniskirts and support hose5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads6. Speedo's and cellulite7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge10. Bikinis and liver spots11. Short shorts and varicose veins12. Inline skates and a walker13. Thongs and DependsPlease keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop!

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