Guest guest Posted July 8, 2004 Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 I received this on a list I recently joined. It had been shared from another list. I thought everyone might enjoy it. If you are " too young " for this to apply to you, just hold on to it til you get a bit older.....lol Hugs, Libby SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us " Old Folks " (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedo's and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker 13. Thongs and Depends Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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