Guest guest Posted June 10, 2004 Report Share Posted June 10, 2004 A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step."I couldn't help noticing how happy you looked! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?""I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack s every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all." "This is absolutely amazing at your age!" says the passer-by. "How old are you anyway?" "Twenty four" Listen to everyone, read everything, believe nothing unless you can prove it in your own research. jacymail@...IM: jacygal - ICQ: 96949087www.geocities.com/mtn_rose Signature powered by Plaxo Want a signature like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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