Guest guest Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Too funny! Thanks for the laugh. I also live in a dog loony bin. Ripley doesn't like any sort of jumping or arm waving. She will totally try to " herd " me into behaving normally. My funniest dog/workout mishap was the time the Rottweiler tried to help me with abs. I was on the floor doing crunches and it was near the end of the workout so I was exhausted and sweaty. She had apparently been outside rolling in dirt, because she was covered with dry dusty filth. She walked up behind me and stood on my hair, pinning my head to the floor. She was looking down at me like, " Huhr, huhr, huhr, whatcha doin down there? " I started squealing and laughing and she started licking my face. With the big lunk standing on my hair, I was totally trapped! And she was so euphoric about all of this fun we were having that she flopped down and ROLLED on me. Her dirt stuck to my sweat and it made mud! When I finally got up, I was totally streaked in filth. It looked like I'd been racing motocross. > I've recently canceled my gym membership and started working out at > home, so today was the first day that Cash, my 10-month-old German > Shepherd, got to see Mom do lunges. He thought these were the most > hilarious things he'd ever seen. While I was in a standing position, > he'd leap forward into a play bow and yip at me. Then when I lunged > forward, he'd jump back and act scared. I'd step back up to a stand, > and he'd leap forward, play bow, and bark again. I was laughing so > hard I lost count and ended up doing a 4 or 5 more than I'd planned. > The next set wasn't so funny, though. He started out doing the same > thing, and by about the 5th rep he grabbed the edge of my pants and > tugged my leg forward. He thought that was pretty much the greatest > thing he'd ever done, so on the next set he grabbed my pants leg and > about two inches of shin. Ouch!!! Poor Cash had to leave the workout > room. > > As if all this weren't funny enough, my 5-year old Shepherd Rocky was > standing in the doorway THE ENTIRE TIME barking and growling at Cash > as if to say " Stop it! Stop messing up Mom's workout! Quit it right > now! " I live in the dog loony bin. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 I have 3 dogs. I can't even attempt to do lunges around them, as one of them is only 2 lbs! Yes, she's 3 years old and full grown. But if I stepped on her, she'd be in bad shape. She always gets on my chest when I do any kind of crunches, but the cute thing is that I don't even feel her on me because she is so small! Don't even get me started on the youngest dog who barks at everything- especially oven mitts! Miaja** > > Too funny! Thanks for the laugh. I also live in a dog loony bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 I think it would be safe to say that several of us live in dog loony bins. All day my new rescue has been screaming " squirrel in the perimeter! " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puTyDWzD4n8 On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:26:31 -0000 " emoore81 " wrote: > > As if all this weren't funny enough, my 5-year old Shepherd Rocky was > standing in the doorway THE ENTIRE TIME barking and growling at Cash > as if to say " Stop it! Stop messing up Mom's workout! Quit it right > now! " I live in the dog loony bin. > Doc www.pinkbunnyears.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 How screamingly hilarious! >>> " DrVal " 1/21/2008 6:37 PM >>> I think it would be safe to say that several of us live in dog loony bins. All day my new rescue has been screaming " squirrel in the perimeter! " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puTyDWzD4n8 On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:26:31 -0000 " emoore81 " wrote: > > As if all this weren't funny enough, my 5-year old Shepherd Rocky was > standing in the doorway THE ENTIRE TIME barking and growling at Cash > as if to say " Stop it! Stop messing up Mom's workout! Quit it right > now! " I live in the dog loony bin. > Doc www.pinkbunnyears.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 I tried to do a Turbulance Training workout for the first time tonight. Actually, I did do it. I did bird dogs with a red dog crawling under my bird dog. I did hip raises or flexions or whatever he calls them, with a black Doberman licking my face and a red Doberman sucking on one of my toes. I did push ups with a red Doberman lying underneath my face licking my face every time I came down on her. And someone cleaned my ears for me, but at that point I was screaming with my eyes closed so I don't know which one it was. On Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:44:11 -0600 " Lynette Baity " wrote: > How screamingly hilarious! > >>>> " DrVal " 1/21/2008 6:37 PM >>> > I think it would be safe to say that several of us live in dog loony bins. All day my new >rescue > has been screaming " squirrel in the perimeter! " > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puTyDWzD4n8 > > On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:26:31 -0000 > " emoore81 " wrote: >> >> As if all this weren't funny enough, my 5-year old Shepherd Rocky was >> standing in the doorway THE ENTIRE TIME barking and growling at Cash >> as if to say " Stop it! Stop messing up Mom's workout! Quit it right >> now! " I live in the dog loony bin. >> > > Doc > www.pinkbunnyears.com > Doc www.pinkbunnyears.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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