Guest guest Posted June 26, 2002 Report Share Posted June 26, 2002 >I THINK I'M SOON TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH THIS AILMENT! > > >Subject: A.A.A.D.D. > > They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. > Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with > A.A.A.D.D. ! > > Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder... > This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start > toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. > OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to > go through the mail. > > I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk > mail and I notice the trashcan is full. OK, I'll just > put the bills on my desk and take the trashcan out, > but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, > I'll pay these few bills first. > > Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one > check left. My extra checks are in my desk. > > Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look > for those checks. But first I need to put my coke > further away from the computer, oh maybe I'll pop it > into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. > > I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my > eye, they need some water. I set the coke on the > counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking > for them all morning! I'd better put them away first. > > I fill a container with water and head for the flower > pots - - Aaaaaagh! > > Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never > think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to > watch television so I'd better put it back in the > family room where it belongs. > > I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I > throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I > head back down the hall trying to figure out what it > was I was going to do? > > End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are > unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, > the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only > has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car > keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got > done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL > DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and > I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my > e-mail... > > Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T > REMEMBER TO WHOM I ALREADY SENT THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 26, 2002 Report Share Posted June 26, 2002 > >I THINK I'M SOON TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH THIS AILMENT! > > > > >Subject: A.A.A.D.D. > > > > They have finally found a diagnosis for my condition. > > Hooray!! I have recently been diagnosed with > > A.A.A.D.D. ! > > > > Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder... > > This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start > > toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. > > OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to > > go through the mail. > > > > I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk > > mail and I notice the trashcan is full. OK, I'll just > > put the bills on my desk and take the trashcan out, > > but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, > > I'll pay these few bills first. > > > > Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one > > check left. My extra checks are in my desk. > > > > Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to look > > for those checks. But first I need to put my coke > > further away from the computer, oh maybe I'll pop it > > into the fridge to keep it cold for a while. > > > > I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my > > eye, they need some water. I set the coke on the > > counter and uh oh! There are my glasses. I was looking > > for them all morning! I'd better put them away first. > > > > I fill a container with water and head for the flower > > pots - - Aaaaaagh! > > > > Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never > > think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to > > watch television so I'd better put it back in the > > family room where it belongs. > > > > I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I > > throw the remote onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I > > head back down the hall trying to figure out what it > > was I was going to do? > > > > End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are > > unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter, > > the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only > > has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car > > keys! When I try to figure out how come nothing got > > done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL > > DAY LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and > > I'll get help, BUT FIRST I think I'll check my > > e-mail... > > > > Please send this to everyone you know because I DON'T > > REMEMBER TO WHOM I ALREADY SENT THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 26, 2002 Report Share Posted June 26, 2002 > >I THINK I'M SOON TO BE DIAGNOSED WITH THIS AILMENT! > > > > >Subject: A.A.A.D.D. > > > This was great! I have the same ailment and didn't cost me anything for the diagnoses. The only thing is I doubt there will ever be a cure. Thanks for the laugh! in WA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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