Guest guest Posted June 16, 2002 Report Share Posted June 16, 2002 Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it. " " Well, " says the big alligator, " what have you been eating? " " Lawyers, same as you, " replies the small alligator. " Hm. Well, where do you catch'em? " " Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp. " " Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em? " " Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the sh*t out of 'em, and eat'em! " " Ah! " says the big alligator, " I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the sh*t out of a lawyer, there's nothing'left but lips and a briefcase... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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