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yes this was really funny!!!! i needed to laugh!!! almost fireworks time. i'm

home with the puppies. finally cooled down where it seems cooler outside. i

shut off the air and give com ed a break. for the night anyway. have a safe

holiday weekend. i'm off to the foot dr tomorrow. gonna see if he'll schedule

my surgery in august. also talked to legal aid. seems i've found someone who

does not have experience with erisa claims but she will write a letter for

me. she is requesing info from my dr's and we are getting my records from my

ssd atty. so hopefully we will be ready to give them the goods by aug. 10th.

i'm sitting here running my 99.2. my feet are so sore. i wish i could get

this over with, but don't want to mess with my parents 50th. so i will have

to suffer. it'll go by quick. kathy in il

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OH my lordddddddddddddddd.....that is a riot..........thanks for sharing

sam

[ ] RE: ABCs

> ABC'S OF AGING

>

> A is for arthritis,

> B is for bad back,

> C is for the chest pains. Corned beef? Cardiac?

>

> D is for dental decay and decline,

> E is for eyesight--can't read that top line.

>

> F is for fissures and fluid retention

> G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention

> and not to forget other gastrointestinal glitches)

> H is high blood pressure

> I is for itches, and lots of incisions

>

> J is for joints, that now fail to flex

>

> L is for libido--what happened to sex?

> Wait! I forgot about K!

> K is for my knees that crack all the time

> (But forgive me, I get a few lapses in my M-memory from

> time to time)

>

> N is for nerve (pinched) and neck (stiff) and neurosis

> O is for osteo-for all the bones that crack

> P is for prescriptions, that cost a small fortune

>

> Q is for queasiness. Fatal or just the flu?

> Give me another pill and I'll be good as new!

> R is for reflux--one meal turns into two

>

> S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears on how to pay

> my increasing medical bills!

> T is for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears

> and the word " terminal " also rings too near

> U is for urinary and the difficulties that flow (or not)

> V is for vertigo, as life spins by

> W is worry, for pains yet found

> X is for X ray--and what one might find

>

> Y is for year (another one I'm still alive)

> so Z is for zest

>

> For surviving the symptoms my body's deployed,

> And keeping twenty-six doctors gainfully employed.

>

>

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