Re: RE: Gotta kick out of this...

[Guest guest]

envy envy........smile.........nice to hear

sam

[ ] RE: Gotta kick out of this...

> April 10th:

>

> Just moved to Houston...Now this is a city that knows how

> to live!!

> Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!

>

> Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was

> beautiful.

>

> I've finally found my home. I love it here.

>

> May 14th:

>

> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in

> an

> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a

> pleasure

> to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun

> worshipper.

>

> May 30th:

>

> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots

> of

> cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more lawn

> mowing

> for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

>

> June 10th:

>

> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do

> people get

> used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy

> though. But getting

> used to all this heat and humidity is taking longer that I

> expected.

>

> June 15th:

>

> Fell asleep by the pool. ( Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of

> my body. )

> Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned

> my lesson

> though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

>

> June 20th:

>

> I missed ( our cat ) sneaking into the car when I

> left this morning.

> By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, had died

> and swollen

> up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000

> leather upholstery.

> I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like

> Kibbles.

> I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

>

> July 5th:

>

> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freakin' blow dryer

> !! And it's hot

> as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the

> A/C repairman

> charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to

> order parts.

>

> July 10th:

>

> Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500

> in damn house

> payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come

> here?

>

> July 24th:

>

> It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed

> today. It cost

> over $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this

> freakin'

> humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid

> repairman

> took forever and charged me extra for his time. I hate this

> stupid city.

>

> Aug. 4th:

>

> If another wise cracks, " Hot enough for you today? " ,

> I'm going to

> strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the

> radiator is

> boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like

> baked cat!!

>

> Aug. 9th:

>

> Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat

> on the

> black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my ass was on

> fire.

> I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my

> legs and

> ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, and

> baked cat.

>

> Aug. 10th:

>

> The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot

> and sunny.

> Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do shit

> for 3 damn

> months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next

> week.

> Doesn't it ever rain in this state?? Water rationing

> is next, and

> $1700 worth of cactus might just dry up and blow into the

> damn pool.

> Even the cactus can't live in this heat.

>

> Aug. 14th:

>

> Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 120 today. Forgot to

> crack the

> window and blew the windshield out of the car. The

> installer

> came to fix it and said, " Hot enough for you today? " My

> wife had to

> spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

> Freakin' Texas !!

> What kind of a sick demented idiot would ever want to live

> here??

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

<<> What kind of a sick demented idiot would ever want to live

> here??

>

>>

Living in Florida I'm laughing my * & ^#$ off! I HATE the heat, and would

rather be cold than hot. When you're cold you can add layers to warm up,

but when you're hot there's nothing to take off. I would love to live in a

more balanced climate, but as long as business is good we can't leave.

Hope everyone has a cool, comfortable 4th!

Hugs,

Carol

Re: [ ] RE: Gotta kick out of this...

envy envy........smile.........nice to hear

sam

[ ] RE: Gotta kick out of this...

> April 10th:

>

> Just moved to Houston...Now this is a city that knows how

> to live!!

> Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!

>

> Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was

> beautiful.

>

> I've finally found my home. I love it here.

>

> May 14th:

>

> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in

> an

> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a

> pleasure

> to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun

> worshipper.

>

> May 30th:

>

> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots

> of

> cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more lawn

> mowing

> for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

>

> June 10th:

>

> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do

> people get

> used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy

> though. But getting

> used to all this heat and humidity is taking longer that I

> expected.

>

> June 15th:

>

> Fell asleep by the pool. ( Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of

> my body. )

> Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned

> my lesson

> though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

>

> June 20th:

>

> I missed ( our cat ) sneaking into the car when I

> left this morning.

> By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, had died

> and swollen

> up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000

> leather upholstery.

> I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like

> Kibbles.

> I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

>

> July 5th:

>

> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freakin' blow dryer

> !! And it's hot

> as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the

> A/C repairman

> charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to

> order parts.

>

> July 10th:

>

> Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500

> in damn house

> payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come

> here?

>

> July 24th:

>

> It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed

> today. It cost

> over $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this

> freakin'

> humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid

> repairman

> took forever and charged me extra for his time. I hate this

> stupid city.

>

> Aug. 4th:

>

> If another wise cracks, " Hot enough for you today? " ,

> I'm going to

> strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the

> radiator is

> boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like

> baked cat!!

>

> Aug. 9th:

>

> Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat

> on the

> black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my ass was on

> fire.

> I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my

> legs and

> ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, and

> baked cat.

>

> Aug. 10th:

>

> The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot

> and sunny.

> Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do shit

> for 3 damn

> months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next

> week.

> Doesn't it ever rain in this state?? Water rationing

> is next, and

> $1700 worth of cactus might just dry up and blow into the

> damn pool.

> Even the cactus can't live in this heat.

>

> Aug. 14th:

>

> Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 120 today. Forgot to

> crack the

> window and blew the windshield out of the car. The

> installer

> came to fix it and said, " Hot enough for you today? " My

> wife had to

> spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

> Freakin' Texas !!

> What kind of a sick demented idiot would ever want to live

> here??

>

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

LOL, Kathi!!

[ ] RE: Gotta kick out of this...

> April 10th:

>

> Just moved to Houston...Now this is a city that knows how

> to live!!

> Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!

>

> Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was

> beautiful.

>

> I've finally found my home. I love it here.

>

> May 14th:

>

> Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in

> an

> air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a

> pleasure

> to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a sun

> worshipper.

>

> May 30th:

>

> Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots

> of

> cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more lawn

> mowing

> for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

>

> June 10th:

>

> The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do

> people get

> used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy

> though. But getting

> used to all this heat and humidity is taking longer that I

> expected.

>

> June 15th:

>

> Fell asleep by the pool. ( Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of

> my body. )

> Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned

> my lesson

> though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

>

> June 20th:

>

> I missed ( our cat ) sneaking into the car when I

> left this morning.

> By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, had died

> and swollen

> up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000

> leather upholstery.

> I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like

> Kibbles.

> I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

>

> July 5th:

>

> The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freakin' blow dryer

> !! And it's hot

> as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the

> A/C repairman

> charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to

> order parts.

>

> July 10th:

>

> Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500

> in damn house

> payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come

> here?

>

> July 24th:

>

> It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed

> today. It cost

> over $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this

> freakin'

> humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid

> repairman

> took forever and charged me extra for his time. I hate this

> stupid city.

>

> Aug. 4th:

>

> If another wise cracks, " Hot enough for you today? " ,

> I'm going to

> strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the

> radiator is

> boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like

> baked cat!!

>

> Aug. 9th:

>

> Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat

> on the

> black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my ass was on

> fire.

> I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my

> legs and

> ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, and

> baked cat.

>

> Aug. 10th:

>

> The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot

> and sunny.

> Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do shit

> for 3 damn

> months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next

> week.

> Doesn't it ever rain in this state?? Water rationing

> is next, and

> $1700 worth of cactus might just dry up and blow into the

> damn pool.

> Even the cactus can't live in this heat.

>

> Aug. 14th:

>

> Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 120 today. Forgot to

> crack the

> window and blew the windshield out of the car. The

> installer

> came to fix it and said, " Hot enough for you today? " My

> wife had to

> spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

> Freakin' Texas !!

> What kind of a sick demented idiot would ever want to live

> here??