RE: Dear Abby stompers....these are pretty funny

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Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer

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Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from Me. One is a

middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in

her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and

I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do

you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence

on my VCR?

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Dear Abby,

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even

sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.

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Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on

the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my

boyfriend

should share Half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to

discuss

money with him.

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Dear Abby,

I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I

confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said

it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

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Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was

raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

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Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do

I get out?

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Dear Abby,

My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an

hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby,

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little

gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he

did it.

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Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going

through her

mental pause?

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Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex

to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in

sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?