Guest guest Posted July 20, 2002 Report Share Posted July 20, 2002 Lol! Good one Kathi! hugs, Debbie Mc -- [ ] RE:oh geeeeez << A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. " Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. " Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! " You know, " he said, " you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " . " No, " she replies......... " Wait for it It's coming The suspense is killing you, isn't it " You just happened to catch my eye. " (oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 20, 2002 Report Share Posted July 20, 2002 That gave me a good laugh! Cheesy, but funny. Thanks! Carol [ ] RE:oh geeeeez << A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. " Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. " Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! " You know, " he said, " you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " . " No, " she replies......... " Wait for it It's coming The suspense is killing you, isn't it " You just happened to catch my eye. " (oh shut up, I just forward them, I don't write them!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 20, 2002 Report Share Posted July 20, 2002 My grandma had a glass eye...she was VERY private about it, so I was always trying to catch a peek of her when she had to pop it out and wash it...now, this was 40+ years ago. I never succeeded cause she'd hear my little footsteps or see my chubby self & shut the bathroom door tight!!! This story, dear Okie Friend...cracked me up. Gee Whiz I wish I could " " catch " someone's eye...in more ways than one! I am the WORST joke teller in the world! I don't get sophisticated or really nasty jokes...they go over my head! So, the cornier the better!!!! Love & Laughs... Tess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 20, 2002 Report Share Posted July 20, 2002 Tess...I am glad you liked it....you are a beautiful person inside and out....I am sure if you tried you COULD catch someones eye.....hugs...your okie friend --- Tess_St_Pierre@... wrote: > My grandma had a glass eye...she was VERY private > about it, so I was > always trying to catch a peek of her when she had to > pop it out and wash > it...now, this was 40+ years ago. I never succeeded > cause she'd hear my > little footsteps or see my chubby self & shut the > bathroom door tight!!! > > This story, dear Okie Friend...cracked me up. Gee > Whiz I wish I could > " " catch " someone's eye...in more ways than one! > > I am the WORST joke teller in the world! I don't > get sophisticated or > really nasty jokes...they go over my head! So, the > cornier the > better!!!! > > Love & Laughs... > > Tess > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 20, 2002 Report Share Posted July 20, 2002 That is so funny Love and Hugs Stacey in PA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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