Guest guest Posted July 17, 2002 Report Share Posted July 17, 2002 An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened From a good nights sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, " Don't touch me " . " Why not, " he asks. She answers back, " Because I'm dead. " The husband says to her, " What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another. " The wife says, " No, I'm definitely dead. " Her husband insists, " You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead? " His wife answers, " I know I'm dead, because I woke up this morning and> nothing hurts. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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