Sounds Like a Few Doctors We May Have Had:=)

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Sentences Found In Patients' Medical Charts

[source not given.] 6-26-01

1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot

in bed last night

2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side

for over a year.

3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the

third day it disappeared.

4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She

also appears to be depressed.

5. The patient has been depressed since she began

seeing me in 1993.

6. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.

7. Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69 year old male,

mentally alert but forgetful.

8. The patient refused autopsy.

9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

10. Patient has left white blood cells at another

hospital.

11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably

insignificant with only 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.

12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for

lunch.

13. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get

this lady pregnant.

14. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband, I

thought you might like to work her up.

15. She is numb from her toes down.

16. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent

home.

17. The skin was moist and dry.

18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

21. She stated that she had been constipated for most

of her life, until she got a divorce.

22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our

car for physical therapy.

23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and

accommodation.

24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus

sized.

25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

26. The patient was to have a bowel resection.

However, he took a job as a stock broker instead.

27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who

felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other

abnormalities.

Have a good morning. Thinking of you all. Jan in CA :=)

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