To All My Floridian Friends : )

[Guest guest]

                                            

                                       

You know you're in Florida during the summertime when:

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a. m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, " What if I get knocked out and end

up lying on the pavement and cook to death? "

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and

add butter, salt, and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying

hard-boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

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[Guest guest]

Tess, thanks for the good laugh. :-) I’d love to be anywhere but in Florida

right now. Feeling…hot, hot, hot!

Hugs,

Carol

[ ] To All My Floridian Friends : )

You know you're in Florida during the summertime when:

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a. m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, " What if I get knocked out and end

up lying on the pavement and cook to death? "

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and

add butter, salt, and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying

hard-boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

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[Guest guest]

Dear Tess - I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. Boy can

I relate. I grew up in Louisiana. Stayed inside all

summer because the heat and humidity made me sick.

Moved to Dallas - This year might as well be

Louisiana.

I am so misable during the summer. My hands and feet

swell and hurt. I want to move somewhere that it is

between 40 and 80 year round.

We have been lucky this year because it hasn't been

over 100 yet; they say the rain is over and the temps

are going to be higher.

The only advantage that I see to working nights is not

having to be out in the sun and heat.

P.S. What do you think that Cabana Boys do during the

heat of the day?

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[Guest guest]

Dallas hasn't been that hot has it??? I just got back from there and it was

pretty cool outside.

It's hotter here in NY....driving my joint crazy...

Colleen

>From: Iris Nosker <inosker@...>

>Reply-

>

>Subject: Re: [ ] To All My Floridian Friends : )

>Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 19:26:18 -0700 (PDT)

>

>Dear Tess - I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. Boy can

>I relate. I grew up in Louisiana. Stayed inside all

>summer because the heat and humidity made me sick.

>

>Moved to Dallas - This year might as well be

>Louisiana.

>

>I am so misable during the summer. My hands and feet

>swell and hurt. I want to move somewhere that it is

>between 40 and 80 year round.

>

>We have been lucky this year because it hasn't been

>over 100 yet; they say the rain is over and the temps

>are going to be higher.

>

>The only advantage that I see to working nights is not

>having to be out in the sun and heat.

>

>P.S. What do you think that Cabana Boys do during the

>heat of the day?

>

>__________________________________________________

>

[Guest guest]

We've been really lucky this year. A lot more rain

which means a lot more humidity. Temp up today over

100 with the heat index. So I guess Summer is here;

blessing that it is late.

The thing I dislike about driving up north is that a

lot of places are not able to handle the heat that

comes for about 3 weeks. I don't like to go anywhere

that there isn't airconditioning. I guess I'm lucky I

wasn't born earlier due to being a heat wimp.

Iris

--- Colleen <colleen_donald@...> wrote:

> Dallas hasn't been that hot has it??? I just got

> back from there and it was

> pretty cool outside.

> It's hotter here in NY....driving my joint crazy...

> Colleen

>

>

> >From: Iris Nosker <inosker@...>

> >Reply-

> >

> >Subject: Re: [ ] To All My Floridian

> Friends : )

> >Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2002 19:26:18 -0700 (PDT)

> >

> >Dear Tess - I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying. Boy

> can

> >I relate. I grew up in Louisiana. Stayed inside

> all

> >summer because the heat and humidity made me sick.

> >

> >Moved to Dallas - This year might as well be

> >Louisiana.

> >

> >I am so misable during the summer. My hands and

> feet

> >swell and hurt. I want to move somewhere that it

> is

> >between 40 and 80 year round.

> >

> >We have been lucky this year because it hasn't been

> >over 100 yet; they say the rain is over and the

> temps

> >are going to be higher.

> >

> >The only advantage that I see to working nights is

> not

> >having to be out in the sun and heat.

> >

> >P.S. What do you think that Cabana Boys do during

> the

> >heat of the day?

> >

> >__________________________________________________

> >

[Guest guest]

Tess,

This says it all....

Suzanne (in very hot NW FL)

[ ] To All My Floridian Friends : )

You know you're in Florida during the summertime when:

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a. m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, " What if I get knocked out and end

up lying on the pavement and cook to death? "

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and

add butter, salt, and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying

hard-boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

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