OT: Would you run?

[Guest guest]

Would you run?

Imagine this happening to you.

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One Sunday morning during service,

a 2,000 member congregation was

surprised to see two men enter,

both covered from head to toe in black

and carrying submachine guns.

One of the men proclaimed, " Anyone

willing to take a bullet for Christ

remain where you are. "

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Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled,

and most of the congregation fled.

Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.

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The man who had spoken took off his hood,

looked at the preacher and said

" Okay Pastor, I got rid of all

the hypocrites. Now you may begin

your service. Have a nice day! "

And the two men turned and walked out.

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Too deep not to pass on...

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Funny how simple it is for people to

trash God ... and then wonder why the

world is in the condition it is today..

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Funny how we believe what the

newspapers say, but question

what the Bible says.

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Funny how everyone wants to go to

heaven provided they do not have to believe,

think, say, or do anything the Bible says.

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Funny or is it scary?

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Funny how someone can say

" I believe in God " but still follow Satan

(who, by the way, also " believes " in God).

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Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes'

through e-mail and they spread like wildfire,

but when you start sending messages

regarding the Lord, people think twice

about sharing.

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Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and

obscene pass freely through cyberspace,

but the public discussion of Jesus is

suppressed in the school and work place.

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Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can

be so fired up for Christ on Sunday,

but be an invisible Christian

the rest of the week.

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Are you laughing?

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Funny how when you go to forward this

message, you will not send it to many on

your address list because you're not sure

what they believe, or what they will

think of you for sending it to them.

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Funny how I can be more worried about

what other people think of me than what

God thinks of me.

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Are you thinking?

Will you share this with people you care about?

Or not?

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I picked you~

My instructions were to send this to people

that I wanted God to bless and I picked you.

Please Send to People you want to Bless, if you want too.