Totally off topic but funny and it does refer to goats! [Sorry ]

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My friend Sarge's daughter maintains a humor list in honor of the memory of her father [sarge] the recent discussion of goat dairy seemed to afford me a segue not often presented, but any excuse for a giggle is in my book an opportunity I could not presently resist, and I shall henceforth constrain myself to resist these urges, so lets not turn this into a thread. [ Sorry but the devil made me do it]. A paranormal expert is doing a lecture tour across the country. He shows up at his first venue and is surprised and pleased to see a packed house. He starts off his program with a little audience participation."How many people here believe in ghosts?" asks the professor. Every hand in the lecture hall goes up."Excellent!" says the professor. "Now, how many of you have actually seen a ghost?" About half of the hands go up."That's not bad. And how many of you have spoken to a ghost?" Hands go down until there are only about 20 people with their hands still up."Very courageous of you. Have any of you touched a ghost?" Only three people leave their hands up."Well, that takes some bravery. Now there is one question I have always wanted to ask, and you guys seem like a pretty open group. Has any of you made love to a ghost?" One hand remains up out of the group.The professor is genuinely shocked by this. The hand belongs to a little old man sitting in the back. "Sir! I am quite impressed! I have never before met anyone who has made love to a ghost. What was it like?""A ghost?" the little old man questions. "I thought you said a GOAT!"