RE: The juggler

[Guest guest]

One day a Georgia State patrolman pulled a car over for speeding about

20 miles from the Florida line on

I-95.

When the officer asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver

answered that he was a magician and

juggler and was on his way to ville to do a show that night and

didn't want to be late. The

patrolman told the driver that he was fascinated by juggling and if

the driver would do a little juggling

for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The juggler told him that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead

and didn't have anything to juggle.

The patrolman told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his car

and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler said he could, so the patrolman got three flares, lit them

and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled up behind the

patrol car and a drunk got out and

looked at the show, and then went to the patrol car, opened the back

door and got in.

The patrolman saw him do this and went over to his car, opened the

door and asked the drunk what he

thought he was doing. The drunk replied, " Just go on and take me to

jail..... there's no way in the world

that I can pass that test. "