Guest guest Posted August 6, 2002 Report Share Posted August 6, 2002 > Subject: Alligator warning > > Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA > intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for > that day. Anyone who sits on a toilet on the 28th will be > bitten on the a*%# by an alligator. Reports indicate > that organized groups of alligators are planning to > rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and > bite them when they are doing their business. > > I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this > information from a reliable source. It came from a > friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl > whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this > lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who > knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a > mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer > sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in > the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys > talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to > the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it > must be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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