Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 Subject: Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer! down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!' When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and get the hell out of town! Temple 3 Fox Haven Way Chelmsford, MA 01824 dat2352@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 This is very cute ....Kathi in OK --- Temple <dat2352@...> wrote: > Subject: Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes > Crash > > > > > > > > > If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and > the bus is > interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of > the memory makes > your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet > pocket has an error to > report. > > > If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, > and the > double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, > and your data is > corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your > situation's hopeless > and your system's gonna crash!! > > > If the label on the cable on the table at your house > says the network is > connected to the button on your mouse, but your > packets want to tunnel > to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by > the printer! down the > hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side > effects of gauss, so > your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; > then you may as well > reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a > poet, the sucker's > gonna hang!' > > > When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the > disk, and the macro > code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then > you'll have to flash the > memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly > turn off the computer > and get the hell out of town! > > > > > > Temple > 3 Fox Haven Way > Chelmsford, MA 01824 > > dat2352@... > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been > removed] > > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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