A Frog

[Guest guest]

Sorry guys, I couldn't resist. Stacey in Pa

A man takes the day off work and

> >> decides to go out golfing.

> >> He is on the second hole when he

> >> notices a frog sitting next to

> >> the green.

> >> He thinks nothing of it and is

> >> about to shoot when he

> >> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron. "

> >> The man looks around and doesn't

> >> see anyone. Again, he

> >> hears, " Ribbit 9 Iron. " He looks

> >> at the frog and decides to

> >> prove the frog wrong, puts the

> >> club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

> >> Boom!

> >> He hits it 10 inches from the

> >> cup. He is shocked. He says

> >> to the frog, " Wow that's amazing.

> >> You must be a lucky frog, eh?

> >> The frog replies, " Ribbit Lucky frog. "

> >> The man decides to take the frog

> >> with him to the next hole.

> >> " What do you think frog? " the

> >> man asks. " Ribbit 3 wood. "

> >> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,

> >> Boom! Hole in one. The

> >> man is befuddled and doesn't know

> >> what to say. By the end

> >> of the day, the man golfed the

> >> best game of golf in his life and

> >asks the frog, " OK where to next? "

> >> The frog replies, " Ribbit Las Vegas.

> >> " They go to Las Vegas

> >> and the guy says, " OK frog, now

> >> what? " The frog says, " Ribbit Roulette. " Upon

> >> approaching the roulette table, The man

> >> asks, " What do you think I should

> >> bet? " The frog replies, " Ribbit

> >> $3000, black 6. "

> >> Now, this is a

> >> million-to-one shot to win, but

> >> after the golf game the man

> >> figures what the heck.

> >> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

> >> The man takes his winnings and

> >> buys the best room in the

> >> hotel. He sits the frog down and

> >> says, " Frog, I don't know how to repay you.

> >> You've won me all this money and

> >> I am forever grateful. "

> >> The frog replies, " Ribbit Kiss

> >> Me. " He figures why not,

> >> since after all the frog did for

> >> him, he deserves it. With a

> >> kiss, the frog turns into a

> >> gorgeous 15-year-old girl. " And that,

> >> your honor, is how the girl

> >> ended up in my room. So help me God

> >> or my name is not Jefferson Clinton. "

[Guest guest]

That was just TOO funny!!! Thanks, , for the laugh.

Love and hugs,

Carol

[ ] A Frog

Sorry guys, I couldn't resist. Stacey in Pa

A man takes the day off work and

> >> decides to go out golfing.

> >> He is on the second hole when he

> >> notices a frog sitting next to

> >> the green.

> >> He thinks nothing of it and is

> >> about to shoot when he

> >> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron. "

> >> The man looks around and doesn't

> >> see anyone. Again, he

> >> hears, " Ribbit 9 Iron. " He looks

> >> at the frog and decides to

> >> prove the frog wrong, puts the

> >> club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

> >> Boom!

> >> He hits it 10 inches from the

> >> cup. He is shocked. He says

> >> to the frog, " Wow that's amazing.

> >> You must be a lucky frog, eh?

> >> The frog replies, " Ribbit Lucky frog. "

> >> The man decides to take the frog

> >> with him to the next hole.

> >> " What do you think frog? " the

> >> man asks. " Ribbit 3 wood. "

> >> The guy takes out a 3 wood and,

> >> Boom! Hole in one. The

> >> man is befuddled and doesn't know

> >> what to say. By the end

> >> of the day, the man golfed the

> >> best game of golf in his life and

> >asks the frog, " OK where to next? "

> >> The frog replies, " Ribbit Las Vegas.

> >> " They go to Las Vegas

> >> and the guy says, " OK frog, now

> >> what? " The frog says, " Ribbit Roulette. " Upon

> >> approaching the roulette table, The man

> >> asks, " What do you think I should

> >> bet? " The frog replies, " Ribbit

> >> $3000, black 6. "

> >> Now, this is a

> >> million-to-one shot to win, but

> >> after the golf game the man

> >> figures what the heck.

> >> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

> >> The man takes his winnings and

> >> buys the best room in the

> >> hotel. He sits the frog down and

> >> says, " Frog, I don't know how to repay you.

> >> You've won me all this money and

> >> I am forever grateful. "

> >> The frog replies, " Ribbit Kiss

> >> Me. " He figures why not,

> >> since after all the frog did for

> >> him, he deserves it. With a

> >> kiss, the frog turns into a

> >> gorgeous 15-year-old girl. " And that,

> >> your honor, is how the girl

> >> ended up in my room. So help me God

> >> or my name is not Jefferson Clinton. "