Guest guest Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 >Subject: Retirement plan > >If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Airline stock one year ago >you would have $49.00 left. > >With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. > >With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. > >But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, >drank all of the beer, than turned in the cans for the aluminum >recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. > >Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink >heavily and recycle. > >It's called the 401-KEG > ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your home page. http://www.yahoo.com/r/hs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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