RE: Thoughts that make you go...hmmmm

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Subject: Thoughts that make you go, " Hmmmm... "

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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I am in shape. Round is a shape.

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy

beautician.

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Conscience is what hurts when everything else

feels so good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get

run over if you just sit

there.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in

common. They should both be

changed regularly and for the same reason.

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An optimist thinks that this is the best

possible world. A pessimist

fears that this is true.

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There will always be death and taxes; however,

death doesn't get worse

every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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Dijon vu-the same mustard as before.

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I am a nutritional overachiever.

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I am having an out of money experience.

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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Practice safe eating-always use condiments.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would

have in-laws.

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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,

but nobody bothers to

ask you the questions.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say

the right thing at the

right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong

thing at the tempting

moment.

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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat

cells live forever.

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Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age

comes alone.

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Life not only begins at forty, it also begins to

show.

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You don't stop laughing because you grow old,

you grow old because you

stopped laughing.