RE: Funny signs OT

[Guest guest]

Sign over a gynecologist's office " Dr. , at your cervix. "

At a military hospital door to endoscopy: " To expedite your visit,

please

back in "

On a Plumbers truck: " We repair what your husband fixed. "

On the trucks of a local plumbing company: " Don't sleep with a drip.

Call

your plumber. "

Pizza shop slogan: " 7 days without pizza makes one weak. "

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: " Invite us to your next blowout. "

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: " Hello. Can we pick your nose? "

At a laundry shop: " How about we refund your money, send you a new one

at no

charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be

satisfactory? "

At a towing company: " We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. "

On an electrician's truck: " Let us remove your shorts. "

In a non-smoking area: " If we see smoke, we will assume you are on

fire

and

take appropriate action. "

On a maternity room door: " Push. Push. Push. "

At an optometrist's office: " If you don't see what you're looking for,

you've come to the right place. "

On a taxidermist's window: " We really know our stuff. "

In a podiatrist's office: " Time wounds all heels. "

On a fence: " Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. "

At a car dealership: " The best way to get back on your feet ... miss

car

payment. "

Outside a muffler shop: " No appointment necessary we hear you coming. "

In a veterinarian's waiting room: " Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! "

At the electric company: " We would be de-lighted if you send in your

bill.

However, if you don't, you will be. "

In a restaurant window: " Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in

and get

fed up. "

In the front yard of a funeral home: " Drive carefully. We'll wait "

At a propane filling station: " Tank heaven for little grills.

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: " Best place in

town to

take a leak "