Politically correct ways to say someone is stupid

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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

The lights are on, but no one is home.

Doesn't have both oars in the water.

The planes are circling and waiting for landing.

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Debs in FL

[Guest guest]

> Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

>

> A few clowns short of a circus.

> A few fries short of a happy meal.

> The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

> Slipped into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.

> All foam, no beer.

> The butter has slipped off his pancake.

> The cheese slid off his cracker.

> Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

> Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

> Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

> He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

> As smart as bait.

> Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

> Her sewing machine's out of thread.

> One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.

> Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

> His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

> Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

> Receiver is off the hook.

> Not wired to code.

> Skylight leaks a little.

> Her slinky's kinked.

> Too much yardage between the goal posts.

> Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.

> A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.

> During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.

> Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

> Is so dense, light bends around her.

> If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

> Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.

> Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

> She stayed on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long.

[Guest guest]

What about elevator doesnt make it to the top floor

LOL Kathi in OK

--- Auntblabbie2000@... wrote:

> Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

> The lights are on, but no one is home.

> Doesn't have both oars in the water.

> The planes are circling and waiting for landing.

> Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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> Debs in FL

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[Guest guest]

Being a computer geek, I'll add:

Device without a driver

Method with no code

And the non geek:

One card short of a full deck

Love and hugs to all,

Carol

Re: [ ] Politically correct ways to say someone is stupid

What about elevator doesnt make it to the top floor

LOL Kathi in OK

--- Auntblabbie2000@... wrote:

> Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

> The lights are on, but no one is home.

> Doesn't have both oars in the water.

> The planes are circling and waiting for landing.

> Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

>

>

>

> Debs in FL

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[Guest guest]

Or my favorite...Not the brightest crayon in the box!

Good Morning, Iris

--- Carol <carol@...> wrote:

> Being a computer geek, I'll add:

>

> Device without a driver

> Method with no code

>

> And the non geek:

> One card short of a full deck

>

> Love and hugs to all,

> Carol

>

> Re: [ ] Politically correct ways

> to say someone is stupid

>

> What about elevator doesnt make it to the top floor

> LOL Kathi in OK

> --- Auntblabbie2000@... wrote:

> > Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

> > The lights are on, but no one is home.

> > Doesn't have both oars in the water.

> > The planes are circling and waiting for landing.

> > Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

> >

> >

> >

> > Debs in FL

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[Guest guest]

How bout one nugget short of a six-pack? And being as I live in

the " near south " (southern Indiana): one rib short of a rack?

Judi