RE: Iris ..this is for you..OT

[Guest guest]

After a bumper cotton crop that brought in a lot

of money, a Louisiana

farmer decided to take a trip to Texas to

celebrate. Getting off the bus

in Fort Worth, he asked a passing man to

recommend a good place to eat

and was pointed to a local men's club.

Reaching the club, the farmer was unaware that

the building also

contained a swimming pool, work-out room,

and sports facilities. He went

straight to the restaurant and ordered a soda

and a steak. When the

waitress brought back a mug of soda that was

12 inches around and a foot

tall, the farmer told her, " I just wanted a

soda,

not the whole soda

factory! "

" Mister, " she replied, " this is Texas and

everything's bigger in Texas. "

Soon she came back with a steak that was so

big it hung off the edges of

a huge platter. " Gosh darnit, I just wanted a

steak, not the whole cow! "

the farmer complained.

" Well like I told you before, this is Texas, and

everything's bigger in

Texas. " She said.

The farmer finally finished the huge meal and

asked for directions to

the restroom. The waitress told him to go down

the hall and take the

third door on the left. He walked down the hall,

but absentmindedly

turned into the third door on the right.

Two steps through that door, and he fell into

the

swimming pool. " Help!

Help! " he screamed. " Don't flush it! "

Kathi in Ok