RE: For those of us that are owned by a cat.

[Guest guest]

These are all so true ( LOL)..........I have been owned by cats for most of

my adult life and I wouldn't have it any other way......sometimes they can be

soooooo cute..Thanks for this ...Judy in AZ

[Guest guest]

I loved this! We have a big yellow cat (as my niece says) and he's such a

character. He got in a fight and had to go to the vet last week. Now he's

got this big bandage and a " sweater " on. He looks so funny. But he's

feeling much better. We didn't go out to get a cat, but he adopted us.

Love and hugs,

Carol

[ ] For those of us that are owned by a cat.

Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the

modem.

Thou shalt not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.

Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.

Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou

are transparent.

Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.

Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy

butt.

Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.

Thou shalt not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital

region.

Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.

Thou shalt not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.

Thou shalt not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as

thou wilt fall in and trap thyself.

Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is

sitting down.

Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.

Thou shalt realize that the house is not a prison from which to

escape at any opportunity.

Thou shalt not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.

Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests

in thy house.

Thou shalt remember that thou are a carnivore and that house

plants are not meat.

Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.

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[Guest guest]

Oh that is hilarious! I'm emailing to my 14-year old kitten, not

that he'll pay any attention to it, except to snicker.

Judi