ot: Some Stuff I Wish I'd Said

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" Some Stuff I Wish I'd Said "

- " To the world you might be one person, but to one person you

might be the world. "

- " Going to church does not make you a good person anymore than

going to Mc's makes you a hamburger. "

- " Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool

of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job. "

- " A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to

remain anonymous. "

- " Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on

the same side. "

- " I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to. "

- " Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family

parrot to the town gossip. "

- " People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never

cross. "

- " Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you

respond to it. "

- " Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and

sometimes you weep. "

- " Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long

enough to make them all yourself. "

- " There are two things I've learned: There is no Cinderella.

And, I'm not her Prince. "

- " Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers

and men crooked. "