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lolololol, that's almost like the " southern slang version " ....oh,

what? Like I'm going to go find that list....ahhh, well, [dang], done

went and opened my fat mouth a gen'....I keep on in fallin fer this

big city stuff....I'll keep a look out here?

[mumbling somepin 'bout umpin' gin]

>

> Hi everyone,

>

> i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for

volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following

email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever

beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all.

>

> I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs

help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id

be glad to help.

>

> Love & Light

> Rhonda

>

> RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

> >

> > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter

> >

> > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot

> >

> > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue

> >

> > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4)

> >

> > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies

> >

> > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once

> >

> > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys

> >

> > * Window - What you shut when it's cold

> >

> > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

> >

> > * Byte - What mosquitoes do

> >

> > * Bit - What mosquitoes did

> >

> > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do

> >

> > * Chip - A bar snack

> >

> > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten

the chips

> >

> > * Modem - What you did to the lawns

> >

> > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

> >

> > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

> >

> > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

> >

> > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target

> >

> > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

> >

> > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up

> >

> > * Web - What spiders make

> >

> > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah

> >

> > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot

> >

> > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go

> >

> > * - What you say when the Ute does go

> >

> > * Upgrade - A steep hill

> >

> > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter

lunch

> >

> > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the

counter

> > lunch

> >

> > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things

> >

> > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

> >

> > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

> >

> > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net

> >

> > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out

> >

> > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.

>

>

>

>

________________________________________________________________________________\

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> Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell.

> http://searchmarketing./

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!! YOU SO FUNNY.. can't help but love you..

Thanks for the smile.. always..

> >

> > Hi everyone,

> >

> > i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for

> volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following

> email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever

> beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all.

> >

> > I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs

> help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id

> be glad to help.

> >

> > Love & Light

> > Rhonda

> >

> > RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

> > >

> > > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter

> > >

> > > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot

> > >

> > > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue

> > >

> > > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4)

> > >

> > > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies

> > >

> > > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once

> > >

> > > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys

> > >

> > > * Window - What you shut when it's cold

> > >

> > > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

> > >

> > > * Byte - What mosquitoes do

> > >

> > > * Bit - What mosquitoes did

> > >

> > > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do

> > >

> > > * Chip - A bar snack

> > >

> > > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten

> the chips

> > >

> > > * Modem - What you did to the lawns

> > >

> > > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

> > >

> > > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

> > >

> > > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

> > >

> > > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target

> > >

> > > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

> > >

> > > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up

> > >

> > > * Web - What spiders make

> > >

> > > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah

> > >

> > > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot

> > >

> > > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go

> > >

> > > * - What you say when the Ute does go

> > >

> > > * Upgrade - A steep hill

> > >

> > > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter

> lunch

> > >

> > > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the

> counter

> > > lunch

> > >

> > > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things

> > >

> > > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

> > >

> > > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

> > >

> > > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net

> > >

> > > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out

> > >

> > > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.

> >

> >

> >

> >

>

________________________________________________________________________________\

____

> > Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell.

> > http://searchmarketing./

> >

>

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LOL LOL LOL

Great big silly smile on my face as I roll around on the floor

laughing my........

Stupid head off..

LOL

Thank you

~Karma

>

> Hi everyone,

>

> i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for

volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following

email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever

beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all.

>

> I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs

help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id

be glad to help.

>

> Love & Light

> Rhonda

>

> RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

> >

> > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter

> >

> > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot

> >

> > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue

> >

> > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4)

> >

> > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies

> >

> > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once

> >

> > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys

> >

> > * Window - What you shut when it's cold

> >

> > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

> >

> > * Byte - What mosquitoes do

> >

> > * Bit - What mosquitoes did

> >

> > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do

> >

> > * Chip - A bar snack

> >

> > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten

the chips

> >

> > * Modem - What you did to the lawns

> >

> > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

> >

> > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

> >

> > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

> >

> > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target

> >

> > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

> >

> > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up

> >

> > * Web - What spiders make

> >

> > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah

> >

> > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot

> >

> > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go

> >

> > * - What you say when the Ute does go

> >

> > * Upgrade - A steep hill

> >

> > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter

lunch

> >

> > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the

counter

> > lunch

> >

> > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things

> >

> > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

> >

> > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

> >

> > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net

> >

> > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out

> >

> > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.

>

>

>

>

________________________________________________________________________________\

____

> Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell.

> http://searchmarketing./

>

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Rhonda,

I keep reading this over and over and can't stop laughing! I've got

to go to bed and I just keep reading it " one more time " .

Thanks for the laughter,

> >

> > Hi everyone,

> >

> > i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for

> volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following

> email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever

> beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all.

> >

> > I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs

> help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id

> be glad to help.

> >

> > Love & Light

> > Rhonda

> >

> > RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

> > >

> > > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter

> > >

> > > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot

> > >

> > > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue

> > >

> > > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4)

> > >

> > > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies

> > >

> > > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once

> > >

> > > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys

> > >

> > > * Window - What you shut when it's cold

> > >

> > > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

> > >

> > > * Byte - What mosquitoes do

> > >

> > > * Bit - What mosquitoes did

> > >

> > > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do

> > >

> > > * Chip - A bar snack

> > >

> > > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten

> the chips

> > >

> > > * Modem - What you did to the lawns

> > >

> > > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

> > >

> > > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

> > >

> > > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

> > >

> > > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target

> > >

> > > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

> > >

> > > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up

> > >

> > > * Web - What spiders make

> > >

> > > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah

> > >

> > > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot

> > >

> > > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go

> > >

> > > * - What you say when the Ute does go

> > >

> > > * Upgrade - A steep hill

> > >

> > > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter

> lunch

> > >

> > > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the

> counter

> > > lunch

> > >

> > > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things

> > >

> > > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

> > >

> > > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

> > >

> > > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net

> > >

> > > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out

> > >

> > > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.

> >

> >

> >

> >

>

________________________________________________________________________________\

____

> > Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell.

> > http://searchmarketing./

> >

>

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Hi Rhondie,

I have to tell you, you crack me up! My neighbors next door

know no one is home except myself and they must think I have gone

daft! HEHEHEHE....This was simply perfect! I am so amazed at how

witty and hilarious you and the many wonderful family are here...! I

so much enjoy the love and laughter and amazing people here. Thank

you again, Rhondie for putting a huge smile on my face and beware of

's dragon, I hear he is a fierce fire breathing type,

lol....Namaste, LUNA

>

> Hi everyone,

>

> i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for

volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following

email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever

beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all.

>

> I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever

needs help translating the (often) unintelligible

Australian " Ockerisms " , Id be glad to help.

>

> Love & Light

> Rhonda

>

> RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY

> >

> > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter

> >

> > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot

> >

> > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue

> >

> > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4)

> >

> > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies

> >

> > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at

once

> >

> > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys

> >

> > * Window - What you shut when it's cold

> >

> > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season

> >

> > * Byte - What mosquitoes do

> >

> > * Bit - What mosquitoes did

> >

> > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do

> >

> > * Chip - A bar snack

> >

> > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten

the chips

> >

> > * Modem - What you did to the lawns

> >

> > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife

> >

> > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps

> >

> > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC

> >

> > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from

Target

> >

> > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed

> >

> > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up

> >

> > * Web - What spiders make

> >

> > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah

> >

> > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot

> >

> > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go

> >

> > * - What you say when the Ute does go

> >

> > * Upgrade - A steep hill

> >

> > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter

lunch

> >

> > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the

counter

> > lunch

> >

> > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things

> >

> > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net

> >

> > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method

> >

> > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net

> >

> > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out

> >

> > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up.

>

>

>

>

______________________________________________________________________

______________

> Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell.

> http://searchmarketing./

>

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