Guest guest Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 lolololol, that's almost like the " southern slang version " ....oh, what? Like I'm going to go find that list....ahhh, well, [dang], done went and opened my fat mouth a gen'....I keep on in fallin fer this big city stuff....I'll keep a look out here? [mumbling somepin 'bout umpin' gin] > > Hi everyone, > > i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all. > > I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id be glad to help. > > Love & Light > Rhonda > > RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY > > > > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter > > > > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot > > > > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue > > > > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4) > > > > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies > > > > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once > > > > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys > > > > * Window - What you shut when it's cold > > > > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season > > > > * Byte - What mosquitoes do > > > > * Bit - What mosquitoes did > > > > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do > > > > * Chip - A bar snack > > > > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips > > > > * Modem - What you did to the lawns > > > > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife > > > > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps > > > > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC > > > > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target > > > > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed > > > > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up > > > > * Web - What spiders make > > > > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah > > > > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot > > > > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go > > > > * - What you say when the Ute does go > > > > * Upgrade - A steep hill > > > > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch > > > > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter > > lunch > > > > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things > > > > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net > > > > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method > > > > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net > > > > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out > > > > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up. > > > > ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ > Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell. > http://searchmarketing./ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 !! YOU SO FUNNY.. can't help but love you.. Thanks for the smile.. always.. > > > > Hi everyone, > > > > i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for > volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following > email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever > beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all. > > > > I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs > help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id > be glad to help. > > > > Love & Light > > Rhonda > > > > RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY > > > > > > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter > > > > > > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot > > > > > > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue > > > > > > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4) > > > > > > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies > > > > > > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once > > > > > > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys > > > > > > * Window - What you shut when it's cold > > > > > > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season > > > > > > * Byte - What mosquitoes do > > > > > > * Bit - What mosquitoes did > > > > > > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do > > > > > > * Chip - A bar snack > > > > > > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten > the chips > > > > > > * Modem - What you did to the lawns > > > > > > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife > > > > > > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps > > > > > > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC > > > > > > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target > > > > > > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed > > > > > > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up > > > > > > * Web - What spiders make > > > > > > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah > > > > > > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot > > > > > > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go > > > > > > * - What you say when the Ute does go > > > > > > * Upgrade - A steep hill > > > > > > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter > lunch > > > > > > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the > counter > > > lunch > > > > > > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things > > > > > > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net > > > > > > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method > > > > > > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net > > > > > > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out > > > > > > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up. > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ > > Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell. > > http://searchmarketing./ > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 LOL LOL LOL Great big silly smile on my face as I roll around on the floor laughing my........ Stupid head off.. LOL Thank you ~Karma > > Hi everyone, > > i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all. > > I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id be glad to help. > > Love & Light > Rhonda > > RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY > > > > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter > > > > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot > > > > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue > > > > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4) > > > > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies > > > > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once > > > > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys > > > > * Window - What you shut when it's cold > > > > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season > > > > * Byte - What mosquitoes do > > > > * Bit - What mosquitoes did > > > > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do > > > > * Chip - A bar snack > > > > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips > > > > * Modem - What you did to the lawns > > > > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife > > > > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps > > > > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC > > > > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target > > > > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed > > > > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up > > > > * Web - What spiders make > > > > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah > > > > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot > > > > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go > > > > * - What you say when the Ute does go > > > > * Upgrade - A steep hill > > > > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch > > > > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter > > lunch > > > > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things > > > > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net > > > > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method > > > > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net > > > > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out > > > > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up. > > > > ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ > Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell. > http://searchmarketing./ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Rhonda, I keep reading this over and over and can't stop laughing! I've got to go to bed and I just keep reading it " one more time " . Thanks for the laughter, > > > > Hi everyone, > > > > i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for > volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following > email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever > beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all. > > > > I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs > help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id > be glad to help. > > > > Love & Light > > Rhonda > > > > RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY > > > > > > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter > > > > > > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot > > > > > > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue > > > > > > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4) > > > > > > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies > > > > > > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once > > > > > > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys > > > > > > * Window - What you shut when it's cold > > > > > > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season > > > > > > * Byte - What mosquitoes do > > > > > > * Bit - What mosquitoes did > > > > > > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do > > > > > > * Chip - A bar snack > > > > > > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten > the chips > > > > > > * Modem - What you did to the lawns > > > > > > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife > > > > > > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps > > > > > > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC > > > > > > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target > > > > > > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed > > > > > > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up > > > > > > * Web - What spiders make > > > > > > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah > > > > > > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot > > > > > > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go > > > > > > * - What you say when the Ute does go > > > > > > * Upgrade - A steep hill > > > > > > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter > lunch > > > > > > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the > counter > > > lunch > > > > > > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things > > > > > > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net > > > > > > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method > > > > > > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net > > > > > > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out > > > > > > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up. > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ > > Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell. > > http://searchmarketing./ > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Hi Rhondie, I have to tell you, you crack me up! My neighbors next door know no one is home except myself and they must think I have gone daft! HEHEHEHE....This was simply perfect! I am so amazed at how witty and hilarious you and the many wonderful family are here...! I so much enjoy the love and laughter and amazing people here. Thank you again, Rhondie for putting a huge smile on my face and beware of 's dragon, I hear he is a fierce fire breathing type, lol....Namaste, LUNA > > Hi everyone, > > i noticed recently throuhg myspace that the group is looking for volunteer translators. I couldn't help but think of the following email that was sent to me recently and after reading Randy's ever beautiful poetry on nature, I thought I would share this with you all. > > I don't speak languages other than english, but if anyone ever needs help translating the (often) unintelligible Australian " Ockerisms " , Id be glad to help. > > Love & Light > Rhonda > > RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY > > > > * Log On - Make the barbecue hotter > > > > * Log Off - The barbecue is too hot > > > > * Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue > > > > * Download - Get the firewood off the Ute (4X4) > > > > * Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies > > > > * Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once > > > > * Keyboard - Where you hang the Ute and bike keys > > > > * Window - What you shut when it's cold > > > > * Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season > > > > * Byte - What mosquitoes do > > > > * Bit - What mosquitoes did > > > > * Mega Byte - What Townsville mosquitoes do > > > > * Chip - A bar snack > > > > * Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips > > > > * Modem - What you did to the lawns > > > > * Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife > > > > * Laptop - Where the cat sleeps > > > > * Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC > > > > * Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from Target > > > > * Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed > > > > * Mainframe - What holds the shed up > > > > * Web - What spiders make > > > > * Web Site - The shed or under the verandah > > > > * Cursor - The old bloke who swears a lot > > > > * Search Engine - What you do when the Ute won't go > > > > * - What you say when the Ute does go > > > > * Upgrade - A steep hill > > > > * Server - The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch > > > > * Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter > > lunch > > > > * User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things > > > > * Network - When you have to repair your fishing net > > > > * Internet - Complicated fish net repair method > > > > * Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net > > > > * Online - When you get the laundry hung out > > > > * Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up. > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ ______________ > Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell. > http://searchmarketing./ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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