Profound Thoughts (laugh time)

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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thoughtabout... Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny foryour thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you wereburied in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be agood idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that

people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake uplike every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see younaked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horriblecrisp, which no decent human being would eat?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're bothdogs!If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME

crap, whydidn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, butcall it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Laughter is Medicine (my justification), Randy

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Thanks Randy LMFAO!!! Blessed Be AnastasiaRandy <jqpublic_59@...> wrote: Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thoughtabout... Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put

your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny foryour thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you wereburied in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be agood idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake uplike every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see younaked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties"

plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horriblecrisp, which no decent human being would eat?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're bothdogs!If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, whydidn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, butcall it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Laughter is Medicine (my justification), Randy Shape in your own image. Join our Network Research Panel today! Anastasia

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I LOVE THIS.. Never thought about this stuff before..

LOL LOL LOL!

Thank you for the mind exercise.. and the smile..

Love

~Karma

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> Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never

thought

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> Can you cry under water?

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> How important does a person have to be before they are considered

> assassinated instead of just murdered?

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> Why do you have to " put your two cents in " ... but it's only a " penny for

> your thoughts " ? Where's that extra penny going to?

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> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were

> buried in for eternity?

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> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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> What disease did cured ham actually have?

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> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would

be a

> good idea to put wheels on luggage?

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> Why is it that people say they " slept like a baby " when babies wake up

> like every two hours?

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> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

> binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you

> naked anyway.

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> Why is " bra " singular and " panties " plural?

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> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

> crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

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> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,

> why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

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> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

both

> dogs!

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> If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why

> didn't he just buy dinner?

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> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables,

> what is baby oil made from?

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> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

tune?

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> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but

> call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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> Laughter is Medicine

> (my justification),

> Randy

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Thanks, Randy, for the mindless but thought provoking questions...I will sleep better tonight just knowing someone has finally asked the true mysteries of life! LOL Actually, they were perfect. I have a son in Baghdad, (Infantry) and I got to talk to him yesterday and he sounded really burned out and morale is low...this extension for those whose minds were kinda psyched for 12 months are finding the additional 3-4 months pretty tough...especially the ones like my son who are outside 'the fence' and right in the thick of it. Two more months and we'll have him home, well, stateside. Anyway, thanks for sending something that some battle weary soldiers could sit around and "BS" about to take their minds off other things for a moment or two. Blessings come in all sorts of packages. Have a great evening and thanks for all your sharing. Hugs, Randy <jqpublic_59@...> wrote: Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thoughtabout... Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny foryour thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you get

stuck wearing the clothes you wereburied in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be agood idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake uplike every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see younaked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horriblecrisp, which no decent human being would eat?Can a hearse carrying

a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're bothdogs!If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, whydidn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, butcall it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Laughter is Medicine (my justification),

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Hmmm, Randy....Cute & Funny.

Profound thoughts, eh...still thinkingggggggggg.

And yes indeed, Laughter is the Best Medicine!!!

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From: Randy

Sent: Wednesday, September 05, 2007 12:33 AM

Subject: [] Profound Thoughts (laugh time)

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thoughtabout...

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny foryour thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you wereburied in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be agood idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake uplike every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money inbinoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see younaked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horriblecrisp, which no decent human being would eat?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're bothdogs!If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, whydidn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, butcall it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Laughter is Medicine

! ; (my justification),

Randy

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