Guest guest Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 An Indian walked into a café with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a buffalo with the other. He said to the waiter: Want Coffee. The waiter said, sure, Chief, coming right up. He got the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drank the coffee down in one gulp, Turned and blasted the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter every where and walked out. The next morning the Indian returned. He had his shotgun in one hand , and was pulling a male buffalo in the other hand like before. He walked up to the counter and said to the waiter... "Want coffee." The waiter said, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about, anyway? The Indian smiled and proudly said... "Training for position in United states Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Disappear for rest of day, Leave mess for others to clean up!! Sharon in NW WashingtonAll I have seen teaches me to trust in the Creator for all that I have not seen. Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 OH SO TRUE!!! lol SHARON CROSBY wrote: An Indian walked into a café with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a buffalo with the other. He said to the waiter: Want Coffee. The waiter said, sure, Chief, coming right up. He got the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drank the coffee down in one gulp, Turned and blasted the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter every where and walked out. The next morning the Indian returned. He had his shotgun in one hand , and was pulling a male buffalo in the other hand like before. He walked up to the counter and said to the waiter... "Want coffee." The waiter said, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about, anyway? The Indian smiled and proudly said... "Training for position in United states Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Disappear for rest of day, Leave mess for others to clean up!! Sharon in NW WashingtonAll I have seen teaches me to trust in the Creator for all that I have not seen. Ralph Waldo Emerson Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 OH SO TRUE!!! lol SHARON CROSBY wrote: An Indian walked into a café with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a buffalo with the other. He said to the waiter: Want Coffee. The waiter said, sure, Chief, coming right up. He got the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drank the coffee down in one gulp, Turned and blasted the buffalo with the shotgun, Causing parts of the animal to splatter every where and walked out. The next morning the Indian returned. He had his shotgun in one hand , and was pulling a male buffalo in the other hand like before. He walked up to the counter and said to the waiter... "Want coffee." The waiter said, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about, anyway? The Indian smiled and proudly said... "Training for position in United states Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, Disappear for rest of day, Leave mess for others to clean up!! Sharon in NW WashingtonAll I have seen teaches me to trust in the Creator for all that I have not seen. Ralph Waldo Emerson Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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