Re: Here's a Fantastic One For All the Women You Gotta Laugh!!!!!

[Guest guest]

Hummm...like this was going to go untouched...........not!

I've looked back, you know, to those " biblical " times...when men could

have umteen wifes, a few handfuls of concubines, and even a good load

of slave girls. I've entertained the thought, ah, when I was a little

younger of course, uh hummmm.

What man wouldn't see the " fun " in such a gathering of our choosing?

Well, ok, there's a few who wouldn't....[<wink> we see ya guys, wives

standing there reading this with ya...we get it....of course we'd

never have such a thought.]

But leave it to me to go and have deeper thinking jump in and

completely destroy any potential fantasy I could come up with, well,

except for that one about....nebber mind that....

And this is what that brought up.

Men had a rule...when his woman " cycled up " , " get out of town " ...go

away for a week, come back when your done. And since women who live,

even work together, may " get in sync " and cycle together...can you

imagine a 1000 wives...and a 1000 girlfriends...and even another

thousand to boot? Hey, now your being very suicidal.

Is it any wonder that all the men decided to take trips across the

desert for months, even years at a time...they needed a break.

I might even understand the concept of " polyamory " ...but a 1000 wives

and girlfriends....I think I'm going to make that one of the things

best left a fantasy. It's hard enough to hide from just one when the

world spins out of control...and they frown on being told to go away

for a week....

There will be those things we just don't get, and maybe never

will...but we're trying...and that's a full time job.

D~

>

> , Estrogen and Women

> Pregnancy Q & A & more!

>

> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

> A: No, 35 children is enough.

>

> Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

>

> Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

> A: Childbirth.

>

> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's

> borderline irrational.

> A: So what's your question?

>

> Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during

> labor, but pressure. Is she right?

> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

>

> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

>

> Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my

> wife is in labor?

> A: Not unless the word " alimony " means anything to you.

>

> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

> A: Yes, pregnancy.

>

> Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

>

> Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and

> act normal again?

> A: When the kids are in college.

>

> " ESTROGEN ISSUES "

> 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE " ESTROGEN ISSUES "

>

> 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

> 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

> 3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

> 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

> 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker

> that says: " How's my driving-call 1-800- " .

> 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

> 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from " outer space " .

> 8. You're not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a witch

> 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

> 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

>

> TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

> 10. Cats' facial expressions.

> 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

> 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

> 7. Fat clothes.

> 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

> 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

> 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

> 3. Eyelash curlers.

> 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

>

> AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

>

> 1. OTHER WOMEN

>

> Send this to all the bright, funny women you know and make their

> day..WE ALL NEED a Smile!

>

[Guest guest]

To my dear Sister and ,

Oh, I ate up all you had to say, I just love to see those

wonderful lists of things that only women can relate to, they just

make me laugh uncontrollably, hehe I can SO relate, oh, my

goodness! As for 's male input, well done, hehe , you

truly are a brave soul, We women can be a challenge, maybe not all of

us, but I can say for myself, boy, watch out when I am " in my moon " ,

lol.. I think it feels like some experience similar to that adorable

little gremlin called " Gizmo " in the movie " Gremlins " when he has

these other bengs emerge from him after he has water splashed on

him. I am like Gizmo and then...ooooooOOo! Watch out, the gremlin

girl comes out, wahahahaha!!! Yes, I am a bit tired and feeling

veddy, beddy silly but I must say this post made my night! Some

comic relief is always welcome as well as the love I feel here.

Thank you so much, both of you silly lovely people, hehe With love

and respect for you both, LUNA

> >

> > , Estrogen and Women

> > Pregnancy Q & A & more!

> >

> > Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

> > A: No, 35 children is enough.

> >

> > Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

> > A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

> >

> > Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

> > A: Childbirth.

> >

> > Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes

she's

> > borderline irrational.

> > A: So what's your question?

> >

> > Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during

> > labor, but pressure. Is she right?

> > A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air

current.

> >

> > Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

> > A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

> >

> > Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my

> > wife is in labor?

> > A: Not unless the word " alimony " means anything to you.

> >

> > Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from

childbirth?

> > A: Yes, pregnancy.

> >

> > Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

> > A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

> >

> > Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel

and

> > act normal again?

> > A: When the kids are in college.

> >

> > " ESTROGEN ISSUES "

> > 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE " ESTROGEN ISSUES "

> >

> > 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

> > 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

> > 3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

> > 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

> > 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper

sticker

> > that says: " How's my driving-call 1-800- " .

> > 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

> > 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from " outer space " .

> > 8. You're not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a witch

> > 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

> > 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

> >

> > TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

> > 10. Cats' facial expressions.

> > 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

> > 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

> > 7. Fat clothes.

> > 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

> > 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and

eggshell.

> > 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

> > 3. Eyelash curlers.

> > 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

> >

> > AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

> >

> > 1. OTHER WOMEN

> >

> > Send this to all the bright, funny women you know and make their

> > day..WE ALL NEED a Smile!

> >

>