Uh Hummmm...Please Help This Boob Out.....lololol

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Date:

Sep 2, 2007 10:04 PM

Subject:

Sex Drive...LOL :~)

Thank You & Many Blessings ~Nita aka ~eerie Thank you JanineI

have run across the term cyber sex a few times lately, so I decided to

try to figure out what it meant. I figured it had something to do with

the computer, so I started trying to find the sex drive on mine. I

looked everywhere, in all the folders on the My Computer section, the

add/uninstall software, install hardware part of the control panel...

then I got out all the manuals and went through them.I finally

came to the conclusion that my computer is not equipped with one so I

decided to go to the computer store and see if I could buy one. I

wanted to look intelligent and scholarly, so I wore my math hat.Well,

the salesperson in the first store was a rather stern looking woman, I

gave her the make and model of my computer and asked her if she had any

sex drives in stock. She kind of scowled at me and asked me if I was

trying to get smart with her... figuring she had been impressed with my

math hat, I replied that I tried to be smart with everyone... she said,

rather rudely I thought, that she couldn't help me and walked away.Huh, must not have had any in stock.In

the second store, I gave the salesperson the make and model of my

computer and asked it they had any sex drives in stock... He kind of

snickered and asked if I meant a hard drive, I thought about it for a

minute and told him Yeah, maybe that, but I think I should already have

one installed... he started laughing at me said something about me

trying to kill him...You're killing me! or something like that, and

walked away. Hmmmm, must be out here too. Must be hard to keep in

stock. I wasn't trying to kill him... I wasn't even hurting him.The

guy in the third store laughed and asked me if I'd just fallen off the

turnip truck... I assured him I'd never been on a turnip truck, but I'd

fallen off the manure wagon a few times. He mumbled something about

that explaining it. She's fallen off the wagon, that explains it and

walked away laughing.The guy in the fourth store said something like boob under his breath and walked away... wonder why he only noticed one? Anyway

I figured they must not carry them in stores. Maybe have to order from

a catalog or get on the Internet and search for one.So that's

where I am now... If any of you have some computer skills and could

help me locate my sex drive, I would appreciate it. Then all I'd have

to do is figure out what to do with it.

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I have a very rare and precious model of the hardware "sex drive." It has a female connection instead of the usual male connections. Good thing my computer is a male connection master drive. My female computerized sex drive hardware has always made me wonder if its what is making all my other programs say "not responding", as it always seems to be running in the background, and pops up whenever my husband wants to get on immediate messenger with me. This makes normal instant messaging very complicated, trying to run the varied and creative "sex drive" components and communicate at the same time. You're right! We get the same problem! When it starts, it starts slow, then gets more and more loud, the noise coming at rhythmic intervals, and then has a huge power surge, and all systems are shut down for a period of time for recovery. Sometimes I try to reboot using the MALE end piece connector, to try to run "sex drive" again immediately, but I get the error message "male connector cannot be run more than once every 24 hours." So whoever is looking for the male end piece connector is actually getting an inferior model, since the female connector can reboot over and over and over! HA! So there! You can't buy these models, I'm sorry to tell you. They can only be delivered by the original creator, and HE decides who gets it and who doesn't. I consider myself to be privileged to get the NY.mPH.0 model, which seems to run long and hard and for about 70+ years with no upgrade needed. It actually seems to be the ONLY hardware that continues to function and give me any satisfaction.

I hope you are all green with jealousy. HA!

Sheila

(oops that was a secret) typed:

Posted by: "" knightsintention@... knightsintention

Sun Sep 2, 2007 8:47 pm (PST)

********************************[beware of anyone who answers their own post]ah hahahah ahahahaI use to have several of them, but I noticed when you use them, theytend to go on the blink for awhile, as if using them causes the wholesystem to lose power.Having something to do with the cpu, it's like it maxes out allresources and then a huge power surge sends the whole thing intoreboot mode. I don't know if it overwhelms the memory or not, but ittakes some time to get back to proper working order. un-installed mine as it was highly active, and could get littleelse done. She will drag it out every so often and hook it up withoutmy knowledge, just so my computer use slows down...I'm not sure Iunderstand why.Anyway, they are around, and you just have to look for them. Computerstores no longer carry them because of the hardware errors and ittends to decrease computer sales and use.I wish you luck...you might however consider a zip drive...but Ireally can't get into that, as it might be considered spam...[fake,resembling the real]......lolololol"Joe" [k/i]<<<fake name to appear innocent/don't tell.

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>

> I have a very rare and precious model of the hardware " sex drive. "

It has a female connection instead of the usual male connections. Good

thing my computer is a male connection master drive. My female

computerized sex drive hardware has always made me wonder if its what

is making all my other programs say " not responding " , as it always

seems to be running in the background, and pops up whenever my husband

wants to get on immediate messenger with me. This makes normal instant

messaging very complicated, trying to run the varied and creative " sex

drive " components and communicate at the same time. You're right! We

get the same problem! When it starts, it starts slow, then gets more

and more loud, the noise coming at rhythmic intervals, and then has a

huge power surge, and all systems are shut down for a period of time

for recovery. Sometimes I try to reboot using the MALE end piece

connector, to try to run " sex drive " again immediately, but I get the

error message " male connector cannot be run more than once every 24

hours. " So whoever is looking for the male end piece connector is

actually getting an inferior model, since the female connector can

reboot over and over and over! HA! So there! You can't buy these

models, I'm sorry to tell you. They can only be delivered by the

original creator, and HE decides who gets it and who doesn't. I

consider myself to be privileged to get the NY.mPH.0 model, which

seems to run long and hard and for about 70+ years with no upgrade

needed. It actually seems to be the ONLY hardware that continues to

function and give me any satisfaction.

> I hope you are all green with jealousy. HA!

> Sheila

>

> (oops that was a secret) typed:

> Posted by: " " knightsintention@... knightsintention

> Sun Sep 2, 2007 8:47 pm (PST)

> ********************************

> [beware of anyone who answers their own post]ah hahahah ahahaha

>

> I use to have several of them, but I noticed when you use them, they

> tend to go on the blink for awhile, as if using them causes the whole

> system to lose power.

>

> Having something to do with the cpu, it's like it maxes out all

> resources and then a huge power surge sends the whole thing into

> reboot mode. I don't know if it overwhelms the memory or not, but it

> takes some time to get back to proper working order.

>

> un-installed mine as it was highly active, and could get little

> else done. She will drag it out every so often and hook it up without

> my knowledge, just so my computer use slows down...I'm not sure I

> understand why.

>

> Anyway, they are around, and you just have to look for them. Computer

> stores no longer carry them because of the hardware errors and it

> tends to decrease computer sales and use.

>

> I wish you luck...you might however consider a zip drive...but I

> really can't get into that, as it might be considered spam...[fake,

> resembling the real]......lolololol

>

> " Joe " [k/i]<<<fake name to appear innocent/don't tell.

>