Re: Fw: The love of your life

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Thank you Rhonda It made me smile, so funny. Lots of hugs IsabelRhonda Rance <rhonda_rance@...> wrote: I got this message this morning and thought you guys and gals might enjoy....Love & Light,RhondaIf you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ..... then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can

push off if he snores ..... then buy a dog. If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually then buy a dog. But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness................... then buy a cat. Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....a man!____________________________________________________________________________________Ready for the edge of your seat? Check out tonight's top picks on TV.

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How cute this is.. Thank you so much for the smiles!

Loved it..

A few words about Lexi grams.. They are words that are turned into the

unspoken universal language.. This is a study of language of Spirit..

And I thought I would tell you that Dog.... Is.... GOD.. using this

language..

Amazing huh?

Love to you

And thank you again!

Love

~Karma

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> I got this message this morning and thought you guys and gals might

enjoy....

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> Love & Light,

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> Rhonda

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> If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him

and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it

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> then buy a dog.

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> If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as

long and wherever you want .....

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> then buy a dog.

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> If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care

about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

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> then buy a dog.

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> If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to

warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .....

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> then buy a dog.

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> If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care

if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if

every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you

unconditionally, perpetually

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> then buy a dog.

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> But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when

you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over

the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes

home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely

to ensure his happiness...................

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> then buy a cat.

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> Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....a man!

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for the edge of your seat?

> Check out tonight's top picks on TV.

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Hi ,

Lexi grams eh.....so that's what they're called..... I've had a couple of funny plays on that particular lexi gram..... several years ago I started writing a "tale of comic fantasy"...... anyway, one chapter I started writing but never actually finished was about a dyslexic dog who believed she was a god.... the chapter was entitled.......(what else....) "A DOGS TAIL"..... I really should make an effort to finish that some time......this lifetime hopefully.....lol

Always a pleasure to make people smile & laugh.....

Love & Light,

Rhonda

----- Original Message ----From: karmarqu69 <karmarqu69@...> Sent: Thursday, September 6, 2007 9:40:30 AMSubject: [] Re: Fw: The love of your life

How cute this is.. Thank you so much for the smiles!Loved it.. A few words about Lexi grams.. They are words that are turned into theunspoken universal language.. This is a study of language of Spirit..And I thought I would tell you that Dog.... Is.... GOD.. using thislanguage.. Amazing huh?Love to youAnd thank you again!Love~Karma>> I got this message this morning and thought you guys and gals mightenjoy....> > Love & Light,> > Rhonda> > > > > If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of himand never says its not quite as good as his mother made it > > then buy a dog. > > > If you want

someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for aslong and wherever you want ..... > > then buy a dog. > > > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't careabout football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies > > then buy a dog. > > > If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just towarm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ..... > > then buy a dog. > > > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't careif you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as ifevery word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves youunconditionally, perpetually > > then buy a dog. > > > But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come whenyou call, ignores you totally when you come home,

leaves hair all overthe place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comeshome to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solelyto ensure his happiness... ......... ....... > > > > > > > > > > > > > then buy a cat. > > > Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....a man!> > > >____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _Readyfor the edge of your seat? > Check out tonight's top picks on TV. > http://tv.. com/>

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Oh I would love to read that when you are finished with it.

So I will be waiting..

Love you

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> > I got this message this morning and thought you guys and gals might

> enjoy....

> >

> > Love & Light,

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> > Rhonda

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> > If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him

> and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it

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> > then buy a dog.

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> >

> > If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as

> long and wherever you want .....

> >

> > then buy a dog.

> >

> >

> > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care

> about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

> >

> > then buy a dog.

> >

> >

> > If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to

> warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores .....

> >

> > then buy a dog.

> >

> >

> > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care

> if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if

> every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you

> unconditionally, perpetually

> >

> > then buy a dog.

> >

> >

> > But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when

> you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over

> the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes

> home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely

> to ensure his happiness... ......... .......

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> > then buy a cat.

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> > Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....a man!

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> for the edge of your seat?

> > Check out tonight's top picks on TV.

> > http://tv.. com/

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Dearest Sister ; I have no idea when it will be finished. It writes itself so I truely have no idea. Orsen Wells said; we shall serve no wine before it's time. It may be a month, a year... I must confess, my posts yesterday were out of character and also the reason I locked myself out of the house. I got- no, IT got so wrapped up in itself, I was up for 24+ hours writting and by the time I got to a pc, my mind and body were very obviously not in focus. I di let some guards down and spoke things that were better left unsaid, but oh well, human is what human does lol. A take of on Forrest Gump I think. Compassion To All, Randy

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I do so understand..

I only said that to motivate you, because it sounds wonderful...

I am like that you know? I love to show loving through interest..

No hurry.. Just hope you don't put it on the back burner for too

long.. SOUNDS LIKE GREAT WRITING.

LOVE TO YOU

KAREN~KARMA

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> Dearest Sister ;

> I have no idea when it will be finished. It writes itself so I

truely have no idea. Orsen Wells said; we shall serve no wine before

it's time. It may be a month, a year...

> I must confess, my posts yesterday were out of character and also

the reason I locked myself out of the house. I got- no, IT got so

wrapped up in itself, I was up for 24+ hours writting and by the time

I got to a pc, my mind and body were very obviously not in focus. I di

let some guards down and spoke things that were better left unsaid,

but oh well, human is what human does lol. A take of on Forrest Gump I

think.

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> Compassion To All,

> Randy

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