An Older Conspiracy

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lightascension

Date:

Sep 11, 2007 3:06 AM

Subject:

THIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY!

Thank you, Nick the Greek, it seems you are proceeding a similar problem on your spiritual journey as I do!!! lol Anybody else??? lolTHIS KIND OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY!We Must Stop This Immediately!Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper.Groceries are heavier. Everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!People

are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in

whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep

repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until

they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?I

also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the

other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own refection.........Well, REALLY NOW, even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!Another

thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb

if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.Clothing

manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they

suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the waist, hips, thighs, and bosom?The

people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank, but in

reverse. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that

dial?HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?I'd

like to call up someone in authority to report what is going on, but

the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too. They've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in here!All

I can do is pass along this warning: We are under attack! Unless

something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer

these awful indignities.PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!PS:

I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has

caused my computer's fonts to be smaller than they once were.