Guest guest Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I was laughing so hard I spilled my beer when I knocked over my shot, reaching for the vine....either way.....crap......oppps, sorry, it was the bottled water. lololololol > > > > In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli, the bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. > > However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. > > Remember: > > Water = Poop > Wine = Health > > Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. > > There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service. > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > Be a better Globetrotter. Get better travel answers from someone who knows. > Answers - Check it out. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 I sooooooooooooooooooooooooo new there was a reason I don't drink drink that shit ( water) I hate water but boy do i drink loads of starbucks which by the time I get it is so pro cessesed theres no poop left!!! thanx agian Randy If I wasn't in recovvery id have to do the wine thing but alas no wine for the wickedLOL!!! Blessed Be AnastasiaRandy <jqpublic_59@...> wrote: In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli, the bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember:Water = PoopWine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap.There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service. Be a better Globetrotter. Get better travel answers from someone who knows. Answers - Check it out. Anastasia Shape in your own image. Join our Network Research Panel today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Spit, huh, yeeeeek, ugg, peaw, ooooh.. yucky, eeeeeeeeeeeeeek. Thank you Randy.. I guess it's time to start drinking.. Loved this! ~Karma > > > > In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli, the bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. > > However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. > > Remember: > > Water = Poop > Wine = Health > > Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. > > There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service. > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > Be a better Globetrotter. Get better travel answers from someone who knows. > Answers - Check it out. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Thank you Randy. I always knew this! But nobody would listen to me. LOL > > > > In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. coli, the bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. > > However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer, or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. > > Remember: > > Water = Poop > Wine = Health > > Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of crap. > > There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service. > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > Be a better Globetrotter. Get better travel answers from someone who knows. > Answers - Check it out. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 Be careful - heard there are some bogus mail to get your personal info. > > PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT > > > FOR THOSE IN AMERICA AND ON DISABILITY > > I RECEIVED A LETTER TO FILE FOR TAXES SO I CAN GET THE TAX STIMULIS REFUND IN MAY. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY FILED OR IF YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOUR HUSBAND FILED, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. > > IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE A COPY OF WHEN THE REFUNDS SHOULD COME OUT, YOU CAN E-MAIL ME PRIVATELY AT: > > CHRISTINA-777@... > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 You can go to the IRS site and it explains what form to use and how to fill it out. They are opening extra centers across the country to help those filing this form. This form has to be mailed, it can not be electronically filed. Also on the IRS website they have the schedule of release dates. It is based on the last 2 numbers of your social. Sandie -- Re: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT YES THERE ARE SCAMS OUT THERE. THIS IS WHY I CONTACTED H & R BLOCK ABOUT THE LETTERS I RECEIVED TO SEE IF I WAS REQUIRED TO STILL FILL THEM OUT AS THEY WERE IN MY CHILDREN'S NAMES SINCE THEY GET CHECKS OFF OF ME FOR DISABILITY. ALSO THE ADDRESS ON THE LETTER IS SAME AS THE GOVERNMENT. BUT TO BE SURE CHECK OUT ANYTHING YOU GET BEFORE SENDING IT OFF. GOOD POINT.Anne Hillebrand <annehillebrand@...> wrote: Be careful - heard there are some bogus mail to get your personal info. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE IN AMERICA AND ON DISABILITY I RECEIVED A LETTER TO FILE FOR TAXES SO I CAN GET THE TAX STIMULIS REFUND IN MAY. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY FILED OR IF YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOUR HUSBAND FILED, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE A COPY OF WHEN THE REFUNDS SHOULD COME OUT, YOU CAN E-MAIL ME PRIVATELY AT: CHRISTINA-777SBCGLOBAL (DOT) NET ~*~ Letter Created By Dawn Graphic/Animations/Background Created By Dawn Font: Black Chancery *Please Don't Tear Apart* ~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 SANDIE, COOL THAT IS WHERE I GOT MY INFORMATION. I HAD THOUGHT OF POSTING IT IN GROUP...MAYBE I WILL POST THE CHART IN HERE. memommy1947 <MEMOMMY1947@...> wrote: You can go to the IRS site and it explains what form to use and how to fill it out. They are opening extra centers across the country to help those filing this form. This form has to be mailed, it can not be electronically filed. Also on the IRS website they have the schedule of release dates. It is based on the last 2 numbers of your social. Sandie -- Re: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT YES THERE ARE SCAMS OUT THERE. THIS IS WHY I CONTACTED H & R BL! OCK ABOU T THE LETTERS I RECEIVED TO SEE IF I WAS REQUIRED TO STILL FILL THEM OUT AS THEY WERE IN MY CHILDREN'S NAMES SINCE THEY GET CHECKS OFF OF ME FOR DISABILITY. ALSO THE ADDRESS ON THE LETTER IS SAME AS THE GOVERNMENT. BUT TO BE SURE CHECK OUT ANYTHING YOU GET BEFORE SENDING IT OFF. GOOD POINT.Anne Hillebrand <annehillebrandbellsouth (DOT) net> wrote: Be careful - heard there are some bogus mail to get your personal info. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THOSE IN AMERICA AND ON DISABILITY I RECEIVED A LETTER TO FILE FOR TAXES SO I CAN GET THE TAX STIMULIS REFUND IN MAY. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY FILED OR IF YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOUR HUSBAND FILED, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE A COPY OF WHEN THE REFUNDS SHOULD COME OUT, YOU CAN E-MAIL ME PRIVATELY AT: CHRISTINA-777SBCGLOBAL (DOT) NET ~*~ Letter Created By Dawn Graphic/Animations/Background Created By Dawn Font: Black Chancery *Please Don't Tear Apart* ~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 Be careful - heard there are some bogus mail to get your personal info. > > PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT > > > FOR THOSE IN AMERICA AND ON DISABILITY > > I RECEIVED A LETTER TO FILE FOR TAXES SO I CAN GET THE TAX STIMULIS REFUND IN MAY. IF YOU HAVE ALREADY FILED OR IF YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOUR HUSBAND FILED, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO DO THIS. > > IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE A COPY OF WHEN THE REFUNDS SHOULD COME OUT, YOU CAN E-MAIL ME PRIVATELY AT: > > CHRISTINA-777@... > > > > > > > > > > > > ~*~ > Letter Created By Dawn > Graphic/Animations/Background > Created By Dawn > Font: Black Chancery > *Please Don't Tear Apart* > ~*~ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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