There's Humor in Every Day--You just Have to fid it!

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I thought i'd send this one on for a great laugh!!!!!!I dont know

where all you live but its 104% in studio city california right now,

at 3:15 pm...so............

ITS SOOOOOOOOO HOT

We have really been in a drought crunch this summer. I was not aware

how critical it was until someone pointed out.....

It's so dry in San Diego that the Baptists are starting

to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are giving out wet-

wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the

Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!

It's Soooo Hot!

The birds have to use potholders

to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined

by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle

makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C)

and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in August

it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get

sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand

opening the car door.

You break into a sweat

the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,

" What if I get knocked out

and end up lying on the pavement

and cook to death? "

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground,

so all you have to do is pull one out

and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens

crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

STAY COOL!

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