Guest guest Posted April 29, 2000 Report Share Posted April 29, 2000 LOL, Sandy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 29, 2000 Report Share Posted April 29, 2000 In a message dated 4/28/00 8:09:54 PM Pacific Daylight Time, wildcards@... writes: > But now that I've married you, I'm really excited! " > " Good, " said the lawyer, " but, why? " > " Duh! You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna > get screwed! " Not offended at all. =) LOL ~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 30, 2000 Report Share Posted October 30, 2000 LOL, Joan! who hate shopping of any kind ----- Original Message ----- From: " Joan " <cdx7159@...> < egroups> Sent: Monday, October 30, 2000 10:46 AM Subject: [ ] JOKE > Pushing a cart down a supermarket aisle, a man passed a woman > whose cart carried a four-year-old girl. As he walked by, he > heard the mother saying, " Take it easy, Natasha. It won't be > long. We have only three more items to buy. " > A few minutes later, he passed the same woman in > another aisle. As the little girl looked at the items on the > shelves, the woman crooned in a soothing voice, " It's okay, > Natasha. We're almost finished. Nothing to get upset about, > Tasha dear. We'll be outside in no time at all. " > When the man reached the checkout counter, the woman > was paying for her groceries. " Excuse me, " he said. " I'd like > to compliment you on the way you kept your daughter calm > while you did your shopping. I overheard some of the soothing > things you were saying to Natasha here to keep her from > getting upset. " > The woman looked puzzled for a few seconds, then > laughed. " You've got it all wrong, " she said. " My daughter's > name is Kate. I'm Natasha. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 1, 2000 Report Share Posted December 1, 2000 In a message dated 12/1/2000 1:11:04 PM Eastern Standard Time, jacee17@... writes: << A Tragic Call Sue passed away and her husband, Bubba, called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away, " Where do you live? " asked the operator. Bubba replied, " At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. " The operator asked, " Can you spell that for me? " There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, " How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there? " >> Jen You are a nut. Love ya anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Loved this Randy!! Thanks this cracked me up!! Love ~Karma > > > > > > > > > > > > Subject: Exact Change > > > > A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown > ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, > " A > hamburger, fries and a coke, " and turns to the ostrich, " What's > yours? " > > " I'll have the same, " says the ostrich. > > A short > time later the waitress returns with the order. " That will be $9.40 > please, " she says and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the > exact change for payment. > > The next day, the man and the ostrich > come again and the man says, " A hamburger, fries, and a > coke. " > > The ostrich says, " I'll have the same. " > > Again the man > reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. > > This > becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week. > > " The > usual? " asks the waitress. > > " No, this is Friday night, so I will have > a steak, baked potato, and salad, " says the man. > > " Same, " says > the ostrich. > > Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, " That > will be $32.62. " > > Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his > pocket and places it on the table. > > The waitress can't hold back her > curiosity any longer. " Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always > come up > with the exact change out of your pocket every time? " > > " Well, " > says the man, " several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an > old > lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two > wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, > I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right mount of > money would always be there. " > > " That's brilliant! " says the > waitress. " Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, > but > you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you > live! " > > " That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls > Royce, the exact money is always there, " says the man. > > The > waitress asks, " But what's with the ostrich? " > > The man sighs > and answers, " My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and > long legs > who agrees with everything I > say. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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